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Chan- Professor Yana's kind-hearted professor's class is in -Tho. Utopia is a way to escape a horrendous planet with Future Kind trying to eat all of humanity. Capt. Jack rides the wake of the TARDIS and then races the Doctor to escape the Future Kind. As we all race through this story we find our love or disdain? But what could be lurking at the e…
 
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara fight space ghosts while underwater and don't actually create a bootstrap paradox.You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us wi…
 
This is the one where the Doctor, Clara, & Missy go to Skaro to meet with Davros! And Clara gets turned into a Dalek… again.You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us wit…
 
This is the one where the Doctor helps the Doctor, the Doctor, the Doctor, and the Doctor break onto the set of Doctor Who! Oh and steal their own costumes from a Doctor Who museum.You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe a…
 
This is the one where Cobb does the impossible by attempting to plant an idea inside of a person's head… wait sorry that’s Inception. This is the one where the Doctor and Clara get slowly eaten by headcrabs from Half Life and get sent through five dream levels. Also we say goodbye to Danny... again. Sad Clara. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.…
 
1913: Hutchinson is spooked by Tim Latimer, John Smith falls for Joan Redfern, Martha experiences being a lower class punching bag, Mr Clark and Lucy are harassed by robotic scarecrow men, Head Master Rocastle is whipping the boys into shape for war, and this is a typical day in the life of an atypical Doctor. How will Colin, Shelby, Jase and Micha…
 
This is the one where the Doctor and Ace let two factions of the Daleks fight each other for the Hand of Ohmehgah. Oh and Ace beats up some Daleks with an electric bat and then jumps through a window.You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com.…
 
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara chase after a psycho aka the girl in the shop aka the mistress aka the master… then robo zombies take over the world as the Doctor’s birthday present. Just for him to give it away.You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsa…
 
Due to a chase of epic proportions, Vicki, Ian and Barbara are frantic in trying to get the older First Doctor to speed up through the universe in the TARDIS. Meanwhile Colin and Jase are hoping for a sped up episode so they may stay awake during this longer, slower story. Meanwhile Michael remembers this story from his childhood, including HiFi th…
 
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara save the day by doing absolutely nothing. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.p…
 
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara help a grumpy old man with no imagination fight graffiti in the most sci-fi way possible!You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and shar…
 
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara fight a mummy… on a train… in spaaaaaace! You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.p…
 
Pigs in Space: Well actually in the Empire State Building and infused with human scum from Hooverville. We Daleks want to travel high in the sky in our elevators of doom while we transform Dalek Sec into Human/Dalek hybrid and we experiment on ways to improve our race. We have word that Colin may not like us, but Jase is the perfect example of a po…
 
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara and Courtney discover that the moon isn’t really the moon except that it IS the moon, it’s just that the moon has always been an egg.You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and le…
 
This is the one where the Doctor becomes a janitor, and Mr. Pink finds out who Clara really is while saving the world after dooming it first.You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us,…
 
When Martha is kidnapped and dragged off to a very slow highway, the Doctor is subject to the smog and deadly gasses of the super highway to nowhere in order to rescue her. However, Novice Hame may have other plans for the Doctor. Will Kelsey enjoy driving 2 feet per day? Will Colin find his emotions amongst the crab like Macra. Check out our in de…
 
This is the one where two idiots go to the worst couples therapy ever and end up saving the world with the weirdest band ever.You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at …
 
A Rose by any other name would smell as sweet...unless that name is "Martha", apparently. William Shakespeare says the words, witches cast the scientific spells, Martha pines after the Doctor, The Doctor tries out one heart, and we all attempt to figure out the science behind this episode. Is "to be or not to be" pretentious, that is the question. …
 
This is the one where the Doctor becomes a janitor, and Mr. Pink finds out who Clara really is while saving the world after dooming it first.You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us,…
 
The Judoon are in a platoon on the moon at noon? This episode has Plasmavores, space Rhinos, radiated shoes, kisses meant to be genetic transfers, and time traveling cheap tricks. Will Kelsey enjoy the Doctor? Will Jase like Martha, and will Colin like the Rhinos? Find out on the latest podcast of The Whovian Review.…
 
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara hunt for a creature hiding in the corner of your eye except that it doesn’t actually exist.You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and sh…
 
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara meet Robin Hood, and the Robot of Sherwood, which are, oddly, NOT the same person.You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us wi…
 
It's doomsday and the daleks have invaded the cybermen's invasion of Earth. Pete invades both parties at war with each other. Two parallel worlds combine when dimension-jumping stolen Time Lord tech and the Cult of Skaro collide in the Torchwood Tower. Shelby, Colin, Michael and Kelsey all get to weigh in on their favorite moments and ratings for t…
 
This is the one where the Doctor takes three weeks to get Clara a cup of coffee. Oh, and they like, turn a Dalek into a good guy? Kinda?You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and …
 
Boo! It's cybermen! Boo! It's daleks! Boo! It's a two-parter. It would be great to meet a bloke called Alonso so we could let him know our ratings for this epic first part to the series 2 finale. Jackie believes her father is back from the dead, Freema makes her debut in the show, Mickey goes baller, and Yvonne Hartman works hard to applaud the Doc…
 
This is the one where the Twelfth Doctor brings a T-Rex to Victorian London only to discover a clock-work droid making the WORST balloon ever.You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us…
 
This episode we are talking about our favorite parts from Matt Smiths time.You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share us with a friend. Support us at https://www.patreon.com…
 
We find love of our Elton (not THE Elton), but not of our monsters. A poor man's Gordon Ramsey (according to Kelsey) hooks up with Moaning Myrtle, and then loses her to an Absorbaloff. Well, most of her. Jackie gets hurt, Rose gets angry, and Bliss gets the rear end of the stick. See how this story fares with our quartet in this episode.…
 
This is the one where the Eleventh Doctor defends a town called Mercy, er, Christmas, gives more dramatic speeches than should be allowed by law, becomes an old man, then a young man again, then an old man again… again.You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandth…
 
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara and the Doctor and Queen Elizabeth and the Doctor and Billie Piper having an identity crisis all team up to NOT actually destroy all the Time Lords, but actually destroy all the Daleks, except for the thousands and millions that we already know actually survived. But don’t worry, we won’t remember any of t…
 
Satan: Bad. Doctor: Good? The Doctor decides not to jump into the pit of despair and wants to run away from the mystery of the Beast. Do you have any faith? Is Satan real? Does Captain Zachary make the right decisions? And who really is responsible for his escape from the killer Ood? We discuss our take on the second part of this epic Impossible Pl…
 
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara and River and Jenny and Vastra and Strax finally figure out what the deal is with Clara and the souffles!You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you fo…
 
The future is dark, bleak, and on the edge of a black hole. The Doctor and Rose land on a space station that should be engulfed in a massive star eater but is impossibly in orbit around it. Mysteries abound with a crew of humans trying to find the source of power holding the planet, and the Doctor loses his TARDIS! Will Colin be possessed by the be…
 
This is the one where Doctor Who becomes a show! It takes a lot of time and struggles but eventually they get the cast together and start the adventure in space and time. Also, they recreated Ten’s death scene. You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe…
 
This is the one where the Sixth Doctor and the Second Doctor join up to form the ultimate team of jerkwad good guys and stop the Androgum and Sontarans from achieving time travel.You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you…
 
Y'all want some upgrades? The Cybermen have risen. Now is the Age of Steel. Is Rose unknowingly seducing her non-father? Did emotions blow the cybermen's minds? Was the second part worth its weight? We discuss all these, and the overwhelming takeaway: Mikey to Ricky. Zero to Hero. An arc is completed and a parallel universe is closed forever (Maybe…
 
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara take two innocent children to a creepy, abandoned theme park so they can be taken over by Cybermen.You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us…
 
This is a Jared solo episode telling you everything you need to know about the Sixth Doctor in preparation for our rewind episode.You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a rating wherever you found us, and share …
 
Life is hard when you learn you're a dog. Life is hard when you learn you're a robot. Life is hard when the first letter of your name changes. We jump into a parallel universe with a president of Great Britain, Pete Tyler alive, and Kelsey wondering if the TARDIS is a future high-tech cyberman. We check out the parallels between this world and the …
 
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara meet up with their old pals, Vastra, Jenny, and Strax to defeat a repulsive creature of untold horror, and the cute little red leech that rides on her chest.You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com.…
 
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara have to get to the centre, er center of the TARDIS to stop it from blowing up only to find out it already blew so they have to stop it before it starts using a big friendly button.You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com, facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian, and twitter.com/noobswhovian and email us at noobsa…
 
There's a lot of "pomp" and circumstance in this one. A spaceship from the 51st century stalks a king's mistress from the 18th century, but it blends in by disguising itself as the terrifying clowns of nightmares! This episode runs like clockwork, a cohesive story with great acting and surprisingly limited plot holes. But how was the music? We will…
 
This is the one where two idiots get help creating a future utopia by literally conquering Death, having a symbiotic Martian create robot versions of themselves, and learning to play guitar.STATION!You can find us at noobsandthewhovian.com or facebook.com/noobsandthewhovian and email us at noobsandthewhovian@gmail.com. Please subscribe and leave a …
 
This is the one where the Doctor and Clara discover there’s no such thing as ghosts except when there is but really it’s aliens, well, two aliens and one time-traveling human that’s the great great great great great great great great great granddaughter of the couple that haven’t gotten together yet. It’s a love story!You can find us at noobsandthe…
 
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