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SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Let's get miniature! We're back with a brand new minisode! And this time we're diving into cryptozoology and discussing two elusive creatures from early American folklore. First, The Hidebehind, a man-eating monster who stalks forests in search of unlucky lumberjacks. What makes this monster so sneaky is it's uncanny ability …
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Greetings, Earthlings! This week we're channeling our spirit guides in search of cosmic enlightenment... just kidding, we're here to talk about aliens and stuff! "Space Brothers", or Nordic Aliens to be exact. Thats right, bucko, we're spilling the (not-so secret) beans on an advanced race of extraterrestrials whose motto is …
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Happy Valentine's Day! To celebrate the cosmic wonder of love, we're breaking down the concepts of SOULMATES and TWIN FLAMES! Charge up those energy crystals - we're entering "Woo Woo" territory... Thanks for listening! We are now available wherever you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by f…
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Legend has it that a mythical wild man roam the outer reaches of the wild. This fearsome yet elusive beast goes by many names, but most know them as BIGFOOT! This is a topic we've always wanted to discuss. Ol' Sasquatch is a staple of American folklore and the paranormal as a whole. Having narrowly survived the dumpster fire …
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Happy holidays, friends! We're back with another bite-sized minisode, and we're exploring the darker side of Christmas... We all know about the fat man with the reindeers, but what about his "companions"? That's right, Ol' Saint Nick has helpers - and they run the gamut from prankster dwarves to devilish child abusers! Join u…
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Greetings, mortals! We're back with a late Halloween episode for ya'll! This week we trade tales of two bizarre and brutal prisons that are rumored to be HAUNTED. Just when you thought the American prison system couldn't get scarier... (Intro/Outro Music by Visager; additional music acquired through Epidemic Sound) Thanks for…
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! This week Moe explains the history of Salem Massachusetts and the horrors behind the witch trials! Thanks for listening! We are now available wherever you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and Youtube. And don't forget to leave us a review on iTunes! Wa…
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! This week Moe discusses one of America's strangest (and haunted) houses - The Winchester Mystery House! Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! And don't forget to leave us a review on iTune…
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Whether you're a quantum physicist or a science fiction fan, you've probably fantasized about TIME TRAVEL. But could such a thing be possible? According to scientists: maybe. This week we're gassin' up the DeLorean and heading out on a road trip across the space time continuum to discuss the finer points of wormhole paradoxes…
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! This week Moe discusses the sinister history of one of modern medicine's strangest procedures: THE LOBOTOMY! Episode art by "MARIE MARIE ART": https://www.instagram.com/mariemarie_art/ Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us o…
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Hello again! We hope everyone is staying safe and healthy in today's weird world - and prepare for things to get weirder. This week we're exploring UFO culture and the peculiar individuals who claimed to have met visitors from another world! Join us as we investigate the personal accounts of "contactees" and the supernatural …
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Enjoy another appetizer for your ears! Although this particular minisode may stifle your appetite... This week Jeremy shares the unusual tale of Mary Toft, a 18th-century peasant whose "supernatural births" rocked England. The miracle of childbirth is usually cause for celebration, although there are some exceptions... Thanks…
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Greetings all! We hope everyone is staying safe and healthy in today's weird world. Additionally, we'd like to issue a trigger-warning to this week's program. This following episode contains subject matter that some listeners may find disturbing or upsetting, including descriptions of graphic violence. This week we delve into…
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! We're comin' at you with another short-n-sweet minisode about the ancient art of curses! This week Jeremy discusses popular curses and their bizarre origins. Why is it unlucky to spill a saltshaker? What happens when you open an umbrella indoors? And who the heck is Macbeth?? Join us as we uncover this history of chaos and ca…
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Welcome back! We hope everyone is safe and healthy. This week we offer you a plethora bizarre distractions including the secret life of trees, terrible tinder bios, and supernatural places. There are places that feel UNUSUAL. Each year countless tourists travel the globe just to stand in the astonishing presence of Stonehenge…
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! We're comin' at you with another bitesized story in this minisode of biblical proportions! This week Kaylee breaks down the bizarre legend of Lilith, the first woman and mother of vampires! Appearing throughout western mythology, Lilith is believed to be the first woman - predating the creation of Eve in the Book of Genesis. …
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! This week the red scare comes to Roswell as we discuss the horrors of the Soviet Space Program, Area 51, and the real story behind the infamous UFO crash in New Mexico! Along the way we talk New Years resolutions and share the chilling story of one Redditor's alleged "glitch in the matrix". Hold on tight, we're crash-landing …
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Happy New Year! Join us as we wash off the holiday yuletide with a demonic discussion of satanism and devil worship.Learn all about the dark history of devil worship and modern religions inspired by the dastardly prince of Hell. Pitchforks not included! (Intro/Outro Music by Visager; additional music acquired through YouTube …
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! We're comin' at you with a bitesized story in our first ever 'minisode'! These shorter, bare-boned episodes will cover singular topics/stories for your listening pleasure. Tell us what you think! This week Kaylee explains the recent bizarre media spectacle involving foster parents who suspect their adopted daughter may be hid…
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Craving some sweet, sweet closure? Then feast your ears on some phresh new tales of interstellar conspiracy and high strangeness! Tonight we cap off our two-part series on the Mothman of Point Pleasant! Flying monsters, men in black, and visitors from outer space. From 1966 to 1967, West Virginia was haunted by the strange me…
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! This week we're bringing you a legendary tale of mind-bending monster madness! Flying saucers, a winged beast, and a fallen bridge. From 1966 to 1967, a series of bizarre occurrences plagued the sleepy town of Point Pleasant, West Virginia. Rumors of a man-shaped monster with massive wings and glowing red eyes spread across t…
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! This week we're taking a crack at TRUE CRIME with two terrifying tales of axe-murderin' mayhem! What could inspire an honorable policeman to trade in his gun for a hatchet? How did a faceless killer scare an entire city into listening to jazz? Stay tuned for all the gory details! Along the way we'll learn about the natural sp…
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Move over Monopoly, there's a new game to make your friends scream and cry! 'Ouija' is a name with a dark reputation and far too many vowels. For over a century America's favorite talking board has puzzled skeptics and terrorized sleepovers. But can it really communicate with the dead? This week we're placing our fingers on t…
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! This week we look into our futures! Fortunetellers, astrology, human sacrifice - there's something for the whole family. Peer into our crystal ball, EPISODE 27 will reveal your fate! (Intro/Outro Music by Visager; additional music acquired through Pond5) Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for …
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! This week we crack into the declassified files of the CIA! Listen to two UNBELIEVABLE stories which prove that sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. Along the way we'll learn about the future of human-burgers and how to walk through walls! Slap some tape on that webcam, EPISODE 26 is HEAVILY REDACTED! Thanks for liste…
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! A man (skin)walks into a bar... This week we discuss two infamous Native American legends that remind us that there is NEVER an acceptable time to eat your family, or wear fur! Join as we discover our spirit animals, learn the art of shape-shifting, and try our best not to consume human flesh! Stay tuned, EPISODE 25 is just w…
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! With the recent passing of legendary paranormal investigator Lorraine Warren, we take a retrospective look at the career of the Warrens and their paranormal love story. Listen as we unravel a bizarre history of ghostly encounters, demonic possession, and the occasional werewolf. In the name of the Holy Spirit, I command you t…
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Ever wonder why 'the Count' on Sesame Street is purple? What does a Chupacabra look like? How edible are Count Chocula's remains? The answers to these questions AND MORE are just a click away! Hold on tight, spider monkey - EPISODE 23 is a bloody good time! Don't worry, we don't bite. Thanks for listening! Follow us on Facebo…
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! What does sex magic, Scientology, and NASA have in common? A lot more than you'd think! This week the idiots discuss occultism! Along the way you'll learn all about Aleister Crowley, corn syrup, and the dangerous mind of L. Ron Hubbard. Episode 22 is all yours! We only ask that you sign this billion-year contract... Thanks fo…
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! This week the idiots discuss scary places! Hang around for haunting tales of America's spookiest towns, the life and times of the Jersey Devil, and Italy's plague island. Episode 21 is your one-way ticket to terror... Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to s…
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Welcome to Hell! This week the idiots discuss demons and possession! Learn all about Jack Black's destructive acting techniques, which evil spirits to avoid in Mesopotamia, and how to exorcise a demon! Episode 19 will drag you to Hell... Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoye…
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! I do, you do, we all do voodoo! This week the idiots discuss the mysterious religion of Vodou! From the sandy shores of the Caribbean to the French Quarter of New Orleans, this is one curse you can't escape. Is it menacing witchcraft, or misunderstood worship? Find out in Episode 19! Thanks for listening! We are now available…
 
SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Ho, ho, ho! That's a UFO! This week the idiots discuss the history of UFOs and alien abduction! Is extraterrestrial life possible? Was Earth visited by ancient astronauts? Who probed me? These questions and more will be answered in Episode 18! Watch the skies! Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to …
 
WE HAVE RETURNED! No, we aren't dead - not on the outside at least! This week the idiots discuss hot singles in your area, the dangers of science, and England's most VIOLENT haunting! Episode 17 will hit you like a narwhal tooth to the chest! (The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. Fading of the …
 
I committed cultural genocide and all I got was this lousy podcast. This week the idiots are broadcasting live from Turkey Town! The violent origins of Thanksgiving, the sleepy science behind your turkey dinner, and traveling back in time to romance Hitler! Episode 16 is gonna leave you bloated! (The intro and outro music was made by Visager and wa…
 
Welcome to Nightmare Ville. Population: Us. This week the idiots discuss the latest Halloween trends, hot singles in your area, athletes using blood to conquer the world, and the terrors of MKUltra! Put us in your earholes, you're gonna want to hear this! (The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was obtained from the Free Music Archive. F…
 
Halloween just got a whole lot scarier - and sluttier! Can you survive Episode 14? This week the idiots discuss late-October sun tanning tips, the terrifying history of syphilis, and their ultimate guide to dressing sexy this Halloween! Get your pillowcases ready, because you're in for a treat! (The intro and outro music was made by Visager and was…
 
We heard you like Earth's, so we put an Earth in your Earth! Welcome to Episode 13! This week the idiots discuss the 4th state of water, Hollow Earth theory, and the Green Children of Woolpit! Hear that? That's the sound of your worldview crumbling! Buckle up, buttercup! Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If…
 
In space, no one can hear you scream... because you're probably astral projecting! Welcome to Episode 12! This week the idiots discuss the best way to trick-or-treat, gay penguins, fatherless rat babies, and the haunted pyramids of Mars. Hold on to your (tinfoil)hats, this is gonna get weird! Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you …
 
Prepare to get SPOOKED - Episode 11 is here! This week the idiots discuss ghosts, nightmares, and the entity currently haunting the studio space. Did we catch a ghost on the mic? Listen for yourself... (Also we're drunk.) Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by …
 
This week the idiots discuss murder, penis bones, plagues, and riddles! Hop into your favorite anthropomorphic Volkswagon and join us on this joyride! Thanks for listening! We are now available WHEREVER you listen to podcasts! If you enjoyed this, be sure to stay in the loop by following us on Twitter, Instagram, and YouTube! Want in on the fun? Em…
 
[CAUTION: THIS EARLY EPISODE DOES NOT ADHERE TO THE NARRATIVE FORMAT OR QUALITY STANDARDS FOUND IN LATER EPISODES. NONETHELESS, ENJOY!] Welcome to the 9th installment of our NOW WEEKLY podcast! This week the idiots discuss phantoms haunting entertainment venues, elderly babies, your genetic composition, and the Demon of Detroit! Thanks for listenin…
 
[CAUTION: THIS EARLY EPISODE DOES NOT ADHERE TO THE NARRATIVE FORMAT OR QUALITY STANDARDS FOUND IN LATER EPISODES. NONETHELESS, ENJOY!] Say 'hello' to the patron saint of weird podcasts! This week the idiots discuss their deepest fears, learn about killer birds, and discover that sometimes the dead DON'T STAY DEAD! Lock up your tombs and grab a ros…
 
[CAUTION: THIS EARLY EPISODE DOES NOT ADHERE TO THE NARRATIVE FORMAT OR QUALITY STANDARDS FOUND IN LATER EPISODES. NONETHELESS, ENJOY!] Hello! Welcome to the 1st episode of our podcast! (It's really episode 7, but humor us...) This week the idiots discuss out of body experiences, mind-altering helmets, childhood cartoons, Scientology, and underwate…
 
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