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Barstool Sports presents Jim Florentine as the host of the Everybody is Awful (Except You) podcast. Jim has recorded six stand-up comedy albums and shot four full-length specials. On television Jim hosted 7 seasons of VH1 Classic's "That Metal Show" as well as lending his voice to the ground breaking "Crank Yankers". On radio Jim has been a regular on The Howard Stern show, the Opie & Anthony show and currently hosts his own program on Sirius. In addition Jim is a best selling author, world- ...
A dumb podcast and if you like it you're dumb too, thanks
A show about what is happening around us, or things we find fascinating at the moment. We may discuss politics, or possibly a quack doctor who implanted goat testicles in people, promising a cure for everything. Topics can be current, or historical, and often one thing leads to another.
Jakob, Mackey, and Kyle. "Everything in here has a story, and a really dumb one at that." Find us on iTunes. https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3828007 fund us at the link so Kyle can get pants and Mackey can stop eating ramen.
Hashtag ...yay. Some horrific shit out there. With Jim Florentine.
with Jim Florentine. Idiots posting on social media.
with Jim Florentine. Things that didn't happen, and the pilot masturbator.
with Jim Florentine.
with Jim Florentine. New trends for FB heroes, and a 28-yr-old poses as a student.
with Jim Florentine. (NEW Intro Song)
More Awful T-Shirts with Jim Florentine, featuring a new intro by Turbo Lovers.
with Jim Florentine. Roses are red, tacos are delicious ....yuck
with Jim Florentine. Somebody's got a case of the Monday's ...yuckBy Barstool Sports
with Jim Florentine. Send any terrible baby names you see to Florentine@Barstoolsports.comBy Barstool Sports
The discussion of episode nine is broad and meandering. Mark and Kevin talk about: Awful people who face no repercussions Old presidents Election fraud myth origins People who receive accolades after death/posthumous accolades Resistance to change A tiger in Houston, and dumb criminals Vaccine microchip tracking Freewill, or the lack thereof Econom…
with Jim Florentine. All of the worst songs you hear in the grocery store.By Barstool Sports
with Jim Florentine. Encore episode of Yelp! reviews, and no I don't want a warm cookie.By Barstool Sports
with Jim Florentine. Morons who leave bad reviews are scum.By Barstool Sports
with Jim Florentine. Idiots of Facebook post dumb shit.By Barstool Sports
with Jim Florentine. These things never happened, a collection of stories from the internet.By Barstool Sports
with Jim Florentine. A lot of made up stories at the grocery story, and child who can see no color at "twin day" ...yea, this never happened.By Barstool Sports
with Jim Florentine. “It’s okay to do nice things for people. You don't have to make it up and you don't have to brag about it. Just fucking do it and that’s it. Stop making up lies.”By Barstool Sports
with Jim Florentine. "Y'know when a girl writes in her profile that she’s not a sleazy bitch, that means she probably is.”By Barstool Sports
with Jim Florentine. "Teamwork makes the dream work." No it doesn't.By Barstool Sports
with Jim Florentine. "You’re supposed to eat pizza, not want to fuck it.”By Barstool Sports
Mark and Kevin talk about the Ever Given, the ship stuck in the Suez Canal, and how fragile our global trade system is. We also give our unrequested opinions on terrible (in our opinion) product design, long term living in hotels, the movie Nomadland, dangerous houses, and Unhappy hipsters, among other things. The Suez logjam shows how fragile our …
with Jim Florentine. “She’s bitching about the food at Chuck E Cheese. That’s like going to a whorehouse and complaining about the decor.”By Barstool Sports
with Jim Florentine. "Ban this stuff. This is hate speech. This is what I consider hate speech”By Barstool Sports
with Jim Florentine. "If you’re going to fuck your dog, at least treat the dog to a hotel.”By Barstool Sports
I watched Dirty Dancing, finally. Here's my review.By Barstool Sports
Mark and Kevin discuss working too much, burn out, and dying people wishing they had worked more. They also discuss the boom in NFTs, what the heck they are, and what you actually get if you buy one. Next, they briefly rant about ugly websites, talk about unfriendly modern design, and bad ways to die. There's a discussion about some crazy moms that…