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MINNEAPOLIS LOOT CREW REPORTING IN! TONIGHT'S EPISODE INCLUDES MUSIC TO RIOT TO!Nothing quite like watching multiple cities in the United States being literally burnt to the ground while any semblance of 'Law & Order' goes right out the window. This is the kind of shit that Livestreaming and Bongo was made for! Stay safe everyone, and make sure you…
 
"Power metal is the least gay genre. It has all the sophistication of Orchestral but without the effete fruitiness. This is straight up true philosophy, it is facts." - Elf Respecter 1488The quality of this podcast is rapidly burning away faster than the compound over at Mt. Carmel. We've got too many chapters and too many readers! To top things of…
 
Something isn't right; I shouldn't be producing episodes this rapidly. Though, I suppose with ATF Units and FBI Agents firing live ammunition outside the Bongo Bongo Compound here on Mt. Carmel we don't really have much else to do while we wait for the totally not-lethal and completely civilian friendly tear gas to smother the life out of us while …
 
This episode was recorded, edited, listened to, and posted all within the same day. Anyone who says I'm not capable of rapid fire producing these shitty podcasts is fooling themselves. The impediment is not the content, or the challenge thereof, it's just the fact that I'm lazy and I like to make you, the listeners suffer and wait while I bide my t…
 
Psychological torture uses non-physical methods that cause psychological suffering. Its effects are not immediately apparent unless they alter the behavior of the tortured person. Since there is no international political consensus on what constitutes psychological torture, it is often overlooked, denied, and referred to by different names. [167]Ps…
 
Rest In Peace Winston (August 23rd 2000 - July 5th 2019)I've been sitting on this episode for about four months because I wasn't too happy with how it turned out, but given the fact that my creative muse has been slowly dying, I don't feel right with just throwing this one in the garbage. This episode was supposed to be a high quality 'send off' to…
 
There's literally no excuse for why it took me over two months to upload an episode! We've had this recording since MARCH! And I only got around to fucking around with it in post three months later! I've literally been sitting on my ass for three months for the amount of work that I got done in under a day! No more bullshit!Since I and the gang wil…
 
Now with all the sad apologies and excuses out of the way, as well as Cream of the Meme's worst recording out of the way; we can finally get back to the Bongo routine we all know and love!Join us at the round table as we contemplate our past mistakes and squalor living conditions as we embark on the most in depth adventure set around the Ottoman Em…
 
I'm not really going to throw a nice paragraph of how you guys are going to enjoy watching a Vietnamese hit-woman screaming into a black womans vagina, I think you guys will appreciate that for what it's worth, but I do want to issue a foreward apology to all listening for the bad audio quality.My loyal recording nigga Cream of the Meme, has been d…
 
I feel like I owe you guys an explanation and a bit of an apology for my return to stagnation on this account in light of recent events without some kind of heads up, so I figured I'd explain a bit of what went down with me in December which led to the Gangsta Divas saga being put off for like three months.Rest assured I will be releasing the old r…
 
This episode is dedicated to Greyfield Stray, who recently passed away of cancer near the end of last month. While I cannot pretend that I was Greyfield's best friend or closest companion; I can vouch for the fact that I knew him to be a good man, and a fair bloke among all those I've met in these right-wing circles. Even as parts of the TRS Circle…
 
Taking my sweet time uploading these fresh turds into the toilet bowl that is my soundcloud so I can bring you niggas a little something extra as I take the Thanksgiving weekend off.Join the Round Table this week as we watch the Python Baby Political Crisis reach another fever pitch as Gangsta Divas begins it's high pitch rush to a finale.We'll sno…
 
Coming at you early as a motherfucker this time!We are pushing everyone involved at the Round Table into early gay nigga graves to get these episodes out in a more timely manner, but so far, all it feels like, is having all the weight of the world on our shoulders.Join the Round Table this week(end) as we embark on an adventure of illicit hood nigg…
 
Coming at you late as a motherfucker, with an absolute train wreck of a recording this time boys!We gathered way too many folk at the Round Table, and by the time we finally got to recording this weeks episode, we were all passionately shitfaced and up for the challenge.Join us in this weeks episode, a sort of belated Halloween/Election Day Special…
 
They say fucking someone in the ass is truly the best form of revenge. Given what Ta'Shara has been through and is now setting her sights on, we really can't blame her. Especially after Profit just took an African sized piss on her carpet.Join the round table as we dive back into this Memphis Meltdown for another episode. We'll trip absolute balls …
 
A delayed recording. An autistic Norwegian. A Homicidal Dane.A Challenge.After almost an entire week of delays, I managed to summon the Old Guard of Bongo for the ultimate episode of Bongo Nostalgia and Black Dickings. Join me and the rest of the Old Guard as we reach what is probably the apex of story progression in this shitty book. We'll go from…
 
As the war on the streets of Memphis grows hotter and hotter; it's nice to know that in the midst of one black man's struggle against other black men, and male pregnancy, there will always be time for Applebee's.Join us this week as the Round Table dives even further into the Gangsta Divas saga, we'll avoid getting beaten in prison by racist white …
 
As always, the podcast that is known for being late, is late AGAIN! I'd like to be the first to blame my Recording Nigga and resident house slave Cream of the Meme for snubbing me on our usual Thursday Recording night to meet with notorious skinhead and domestic violence aficionado Sam Hyde. Apparently he gave him some fucking pills and a piss-stai…
 
Two uploads in one day? Fuck it must be the end of the world. Or rather, my podcast is so God awful we've managed to cuck Hurricane Florence so hard it's diminished into a tropical storm. Tighten your ass-cheeks, lads; because this one is going to be a real cheek flapper of a turd we're diving through as we re-enter the hard hitting Divas series be…
 
The unannounced self-imposed Bongo hiatus has finally ended! (This is a fancy way of saying 'Freelance has finally decided to get off his ass and put effort into producing shit content again!') We're going to be spicing things up a bit as we take Season Five as an opportunity to look out from the gates of Wakanda. Bongo is finally peering into the …
 
What a long strange year its been!We've been hearing a lot of rumors that Bongo Bongo is essentially dead because I haven't really done jack-shit since Halloween... Not the case! I'm just lazy as fuck and the holidays have thrown my schedule off the loop.Rest assured; fellow #BigNiggas, we're still in this bitch.Join us this week as myself and a wh…
 
Another long break and we sweep back in for a spooky, spook-filled spooktacular Halloween spook-special.With the eve of Halloween drawing to a close, I decided to get off my ass and turn what was supposed to be a normal episode into a 'Halloween' special. It was a stupid idea; but this episode was actually quite horrifying given the subject matter,…
 
The silence is over! The trumpet is played and Bongo is finally back with more premium dog-shit content for you! I know you've been waiting almost three whole months for me to put out something; so I made sure this episode was extra special and actually recorded this one sober! What a fucking mistake!Anyways; join me, my main running nigga Sweepy, …
 
After at least a good week or two of sitting on the audio for this Afterbirth Theatre, as well as not even lifting a finger for the next episode of Bongo Bongo Bookclub; my fans have given me the apt nickname; 'Lazy Nigger'. As a celebration of my new honorary position I decided to brush the cheeto dust off my second chin, and shove some empty bott…
 
I've been sitting on this episode for over a fucking week lmfaoIn an honest note; I'm amazed at how, no matter how bad and retarded this book seems in one episode, it manages to get even worse in the following. These books all follow the same pattern, you think you've read/heard the most retarded shit; and some how the author manages to leave you s…
 
I stayed up till 2AM and all I have to show for it is this subpar episode of a podcast!Joining me tonight is the Bongo Bongo Bookclub equivalent of the Midnight Society (ONLY 90'S KIDS WILL GET THIS) as we join together for what essentially could be labeled 'Black Fart Porn with Hard Gore'. Don't eat before you listen to tonight's episode, lads. Yo…
 
Every time we record this show on the discord; I think to myself 'Wow, this can't get any worse than it is right now'. And every week after we some how manage to set the bar of absurd shit even lower; I love it. I fucking love it.This weeks episode has us spinning even further into madness; and into miscarriages faster than an a flying negro pyrami…
 
Bongo Bongo Breaktime is finally over; just in time to get absolutely shitfaced in 110F weather! Fuck yeah!In this season of Bongo Bongo Bookclub we're gathering together to read (another) masterpiece from urban literature queen Natavia Stewart. Natavia has written countless series of books but for this season we've picked out a gem among her treas…
 
I cobbled this episode together in about fifteen minutes after a month of doing ABSOLUTELY. FUCKING. 'NOTHING'.But either way duty calls; we've got a fuckload of pressing questions from you, adoring fans; as well as another underground literary hit to read courtesy of one of the famous 'Young Hwhytes' G-Man (pls cum back 2 us, bby)Since we've been …
 
You people waited over a 'month' for this shit?So, after a month long hiatus, or as what most shitskins in the cold, cold ghetto streets would call it; 'precious ass sittin' time'. I've finally mustered up the agency to get drunk enough while recording to actually make content. We've got all star-line up which caused me to cut at least 'twenty minu…
 
We accidentally got together and made an accidental episode about how our accidental sons some how accidentally managed to become so accidentally cool!Meanwhile, Heidrich is holding a gun to my head and ranting about how he won't be 'fucked by Chechen dog' again as he 'demands' me to rename my show! Unfortunately for him, I'm pretty sure I've got A…
 
I can't believe I stopped edging for this shit.Big show lined up for everyone; we've got four particularly arousing chapters from K'wan's masterpizza. Hopefully the music will do well to fuel your romantic ball-slapping and wife-beating.Joining myself and my trust co-host Heidrich tonight are:Of Pizza Delivery Fame: Brad SmallOf Interning and NSFW …
 
After an intense week of drama and an odd lack of proper negro literature; we're finally fucking back! And behind schedule again to boot! Go figure!Joining me tonight is a leather studded line-up of special degenerates all coming together to partake in a pleasant lunch at Applebee's™Of Chechen Civil War fame: Heidrich BabenbergerOf Angry Frog™ fame…
 
You have 1,488 new Skype NotificationsJoining us today we've got a fantastic line-up of former homeless fine dining reviewers and half-spic neo-nazi rappers. If you're anything like me, you're probably wondering where my life took such a bizzare turn for the worst.Joining us on the studded leather line-up:Trusty Corespondent of the Chechen Peoples:…
 
This episode itself was a disaster, editing it while sick, however, was another disaster entirely!I have a lot of genuine apologies to issue with this episode, in that I've had to delay it somewhat with my currently being ill, and with the fact that, compared to the usual episodes; this weeks episode is somewhat sub-par as far as editing goes, and …
 
No regular Bongo Bongo this week, so instead enjoy the sensual sensations of erotic fanfiction read by your loyal Bongo Bongo crew. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll realize it's Christmas/Yule and remember you should be spending this quality time with family, but you're too much of an antisocial faggot, so please, listen to our shitty podcast inste…
 
God this episode fucking sucks... Enjoy!This week, join me and Heidrich as we take our guests on a long trip to Burger King as we partake in nostalgia over our best fast food meals!Joining us this week we have a star-studded cast who look like they came straight out of Detroit!Of Paranormies Fame, we have one Hazzard McCree joining us again.Of our …
 
Bit of a Bongo Bongo Bonus for you all from the Bongo Bongo Bowels of the Bongo Bongo Backstage! I wasn't available to record this past Saturday (Welfare Wifey's Episode 3 was recorded over a week ago, I just sat on it) and I left Heidrich high and dry come recording time, while I had the best ERP session of my life.In response, He assembled a team…
 
Shortly after recording this episode, we all received a Cease & Desist from Little Caesar's! My dreams of hitting up big with my advertising money are fucking ruined!Joining me tonight, other than my usual Chechen Henchman, Heidrich Babenberger, we have a group of extremely vetted pizza-lovers from around the alt-right.Of Intersectional Alt Right f…
 
After a week of being way too tired to edit any of this shit... I finally did it!Join us this week, as my regular co-host Heidrich Babenberger goes full dindu as K'wan's literary masterpiece helps to complete his metamorphosis into an upstanding black male who didn't do anything.My guests tonight are: Rusty Dangler (Reporting in live from his sex d…
 
After a longer than anticipated inter-season break; we're finally back with an all new book!Welfare Wifeys by K'wan Foye is a title that is sure to bring tears to your eyes as you follow the chronicles of African Royalty on the hunt for revenge, and some other gay shit that no one cares about.Joining me tonight is my usual co-host, SLUG_2.Radio Fre…
 
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