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UK Masters Lists And Mini Review - World Exclusive With Dan Thomas!!!!
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HOT OFF THE PRESS - UK MASTERS LISTS EXCLUSIVE WITH DAN THOMAS!!!!!!! - READ (LISTEN) ALL ABOUT IT!!!!The UK Masters Lists will be released at 0700hrs GMT 15th Jan but you can get them here, early and undiluted, in the Scoop of the century!!! The magnificent mind of Dan Thomas is turned full force onto the 16 hopefuls as the Hype Train throws anoth…
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Masters Interview with Alistair P, Jake C, Marcus and Trent
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The Lads are joined by some of their Hobby Heroes in a smorgasbord of the good and the great. From the young gun Trent to the sublime mastery of Jake C, the smash and grab specialist Alistair P and The Spiciest Man Alive - Marcus, the boys get the low down on the forthcoming Masters with a little peak into the minds of the Big Beasts in the UK meta…
As night follows day, points update come around. And here are the lads thoughts on such things as Destiny's Call on Mino Lords but not Skywheels and how VS dodged a bullet, plus Full Command now at half price!EnjoyBy Matt Perris + Kevin Stonebanks
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PWP and Guests Christmas Party Extravaganza - (aka Episode 36)
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The PWP Christmas Gift To You, Dear Listener! The lads are joined by Johnny Crass from California, Jack Chapman of Thundercocks Fame, Henry P Miller of the 'Ammertrime Podcast live from Copenhagen and the PTG Boys Tom and Staff (Lucky 6's and Hyper - G) from the East Midlands in a Yuletide extravaganza. Add a slack handful of lagers from around the…
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Episode 35 - Autumn Assault Round 5 - Kev goes for the Summit.
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Meanwhile, back at the ranch.... Autumn Assault crashes into it's final round with the unstoppable force of a pregnant hippo with a heavy load of shopping. Can the K Train land the blue riband? Will Mikey or Ryan crush the dreams of the Kevster Can Matty 'Feldrak Heavy' P make the top ten? Does anyone care?Well at least two people do and it's their…
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Episode 34 - Dread Elf Review With Pascal (aka SmithF)
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The lads are on overtime this week with another Podcast, this time with the ubiquitous Pascal of forum SmithF fame one of the original band of merry men that started the whole T9a thing, (Pascal was 6th to sign up for the game!) Also, as a purveyor of the best battle reps on the 'net he's no slouch on the tabletop either. Belgium ETC player since 2…
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Dread Elf Mounts and Menagerie - Paired Weapons Podcast Special
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Ahead of the Main Book Release on the 10th December the Paired Weapons Podcast are delighted and honoured to bring you a sneak peak into the Dread Elf Mounts and Menagerie.The usual hosts, Matt and Kev, are joined by Henry P Miller to discuss the big and bad beasts of the Dread Elves. And, boy, are them some crackers.... so lock up your Feldraks an…
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Episode 33 - The Revenge of the Wall (Autumn Assault Rd 3/4)
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The lads bring you right up to date with Autumn Assault. Matt goes on a winning spree (courtesy of a wall)and Kev gets a nosebleed! Can 2020 get any weirder?!Also, exciting DE news!By Matt Perris + Kevin Stonebanks
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Episode 32 - Fireside Chat With Dr G and the ID Update
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The lads are joined by Dr Guillermo Bardera PhD of Scotland ETC fame (I hope I spelled that right!) who unpacks the updated ID book for us. Navigating the treacherous waters of the fiery guys in amour is no mean task and Dr G brings his Iberian style in cart loads. In other news the lads report on Autumn Assault Round 2 and we look forward to the f…
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Episode 31 - Even a Blind Squirrel Finds The Odd Nut...
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The lads are back with some remarkable news from the latest UB tournaments Scrapyard Scuffle and Autumn Assault.Matt goes on an unprecedented winning streak before crashing back to Earth courtesy of some Greenskins whilst Kev is on the end of some bad UB dice before trouncing some KoE.The highs and lows have never been so pronounced...…
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Episode 30 - Halloween Special (Featuring The New Soundtrack!)
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It's the spookiest time of the year (and Kev's Favourite time too!) so the lads chat all things Halloween and shamelessly shoehorn it into T9a. Revel in the glorious and glory manner in which we consider out most spooky faction, most spooky magic path and most spooky random mover....In other news Kev paints a giant and Matt gets a rare win!Fill you…
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Episode 29 - Kev's Lament (Featuring Bent Lists)
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With Real Life being obnoxious the lads come up for a breath of air and cram in a podcast for your listening pleasure. As Manchester heads into semi lockdown, Kev and Matt come to terms with playing UB for the rest of the year (probably) and write some sick lists for upcoming tournaments - Scrapyard Scuffle and Autumn Assault. Kev bewails Mr Mino's…
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Episode 28.5 - Bonus Track - Warriors and Cavalry Rant
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With out last guest called back into the Real World but with many miles still to go the boys just keep on recording and take on the Warriors book with no vestige of a plan except that of a burning love to talk about the lads from the Wastelands. Such an amorphous and causal chat is soon hijacked by Matt who wants to rant about cavalry and does so. …
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Episode 28 - Scott Jones and the Art of Great Painting (Also Dread Elves)
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The lads are joined by Nemeroth of Forum Fame, the creator of amazing painting projects and conversions, who does a few laps on the Pod alongside Matt and Kev. In real life Scott is also a Background Team Member and winner of multiple painting awards which leads to much puffing of chests from the hosts as we compare achievements in the field of pai…
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Episode 27 Lockdown Brawl Review - The Sad Tale of the Lonely Kin Eater
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The lads are back with a heavy load of tales from the Lockdown Brawl, the UK's first UB ranking tournament. Some are tales of joy and rapture and others so dark that the Brothers Grimm would reject them as too scary. Matt bangs on about geese and other rubbish whilst Kev rails against the recent changes in local lockdowns, both though will hopefull…
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Episode 26 - It's just so crazy that it might work... Shane Baxter List Extravaganza
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The lads are back in front of their mics to be joined by the mercurial Shane Baxter of Team Northern Ireland ETC fame to discuss all things T9a. Shane's penchant for a list that's never been played before is well known (see his chariot heavy HE Lockdown list for example)and we push that to the extreme in this list building free for all. So, if you'…
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Episode 25 - It's Magic! (Also Review of 3 Ongoing UB Tournaments)
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Kev's home from his holiday and the lads are back to talking about T9a. This episode they take on the mighty task of reviewing their progress in various ongoing UB tournaments (all three!) and then discuss magic as though they understand what they are talking about. Which is questionable.In a reversal of form from earlier in the year Matt hits an e…
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Episode 24 - Lockdown Brawl Preview With Thundercock Jack Chapman (aka Kev's quiet mic)
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Warning - Kev's technical Gremlins have rendered his mic super quiet - for this we apologise, a new mic is on it's way...The lads are joined by Jack Chapman from the Thundercocks Podcast to preview the UK and Rep of Ireland's First UB Ranking Tournament - The Lockdown Brawl. Selected lists and first round prediction goodness is joyously spread befo…
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Episode 23 - Celtic Cup 2 Group Stage Round Up
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Matt and Kev bring you another all-action pod covering the thrills and spills of the group stages in CC2. Can Matt get the Feldraks going? Can Kev rediscover the KOE after his Beast Herd escapades? All is revealed in the latest ear candy from the Paired Weapons Podcast.In other news the lads both put new microphones on their birthday lists as the s…
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Episode 22 - 16 Factions in One Hour? No Problem - Celtic Cup 2 Lists Review
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With the Celtic Cup 2 now fully underway the lads attempt to review all 16 armies in an hour, one from each faction in the Ninth Age. Having given themselves 60 minutes they then waste a bunch of time talking about other things such as book recommendations (Matt gets the author's name wrong), painting updates and Kev's unwarranted and irrational pr…
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Episode 21 - Here's Johnny!!!!!! Johnny Crass Talks SE
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Mat and Kev are joined by Californian and US Masters Qualifier, Johnny Crass, ostensibly to discuss the SE but this quickly descends into a Ninth Free For All as we cover topics as incongruous as the location of Ohio, why Feldraks belong in Kev's Box of Broken Crap and the pain of broken minis. More commonly to be found pushing about VC, Johhny blo…
Boom! We're back! Rumours of our demise are shown to have been much exaggerated as the Podcasting Paired Weapons burst back into the podoshpere and down your ear holes with Episode 20! Broadcast directly from Matt's new house (which nearly killed him and others moving into)Kev graces Matt with his presence and the lads record Face to Face, in a tru…
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Episode 19 - Signal May Be Lost As We Enter The Tunnel...
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Kev and Matt are back with short podcast to tide you over as Matt prepares the Herculean task of moving house with inevitable consequences for podding output. Hopefully we'll be right back in the swing by early July... hopefully...In other news the lads discuss their plans for a 'live commentary' podcast of the Celtic Cup final and Kev recounts his…
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Episode 18 - Orcs and Goblins With Rob Cousins
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Lock Up Your Everything! Here Come The Orcs and Goblins!Braving a massive thunderstorm Matt and Kev are joined by the Vale Renegade and savant of all things Green and Choppy - Rob Cousins - to discuss big things hitting other big things with even bigger things. The secrets of T9a's most lovable rogues are forthcoming in a tsunami of Orcs, Goblins a…
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The Celtic Cup - Pool Stages Roundup
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Rumours of our demise are much exaggerated! After a weeks holiday from podding Matt and Kev are back with tales from the Celtic Cup Pool Stages brilliantly organised by James of Team Ireland and Fras of Team Scotland. Kev makes minor changes to his BH list bringing in some centaurs for giggles and extra punch whilst Matt tries to reinvent The Empir…
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Episode 16 - Team Scotland - Assemble! Social Distancing Grand Finale!
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Kev and Matt are joined by the other members of the mighty, mighty Team Scotland , Paul and Callum, to tell tall tales of our last round of the Social Distancing UB Tournament.Will your hosts be the sad recipients of the wooden spoon? Can Kev keep the mino pain-train going? Can Matt, Paul and Callum keep up with the trail blazing Beast Herds? Find …
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Episode 15 - Analyse This! Maths and The Empire with Nerocrossius.
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Matt and Kev are joined from across the Pond by our first American guest and professional Risk Analyst, Nerocrossius, to discuss his innovative and revolutionary approach to the Empire. Breathing new life into list options that other just cast aside, the New Mexico Master Mind turns his focus upon, among others, the enigmatic Inquisitor and (Matt's…
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Episode 14 - When Henry Met The Highborn.
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The name's Henry... Henry P Miller... That's right - we've only gone and talked the host of Ammertime onto the Paired Weapons Podcast! Kev and Matt are joined by T9a's most eligible bachelor and man-about-Ninth-Age to talk Highborn Elves, Moldovan Wine and the works of John Constable. In other news, Kev offers to take Matt to a Heavy Metal Concert,…
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Episode 13 - Donde esta mi Tequila?! Scotland vs Mexico SD Round 5
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With more spice than an burrito rammed with jalapenos Team Scotland go Mano a Mano vs the might of Moctezuma's Revenge from the sprawling metropolis of Mexico City.Can Matt regain some momentum after the brick wall that was round 4? Can Kev keep the mino bus on the road for one more lap of the track? There's only one way to find out... buckle up an…
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Episode 12 - 'The Joy is Nothing Without the Pain...' Social Distancing Round 4
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'When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope...' Phil Connors - Groundhog DayRiding high on the back of two wins in the last round of SD, Matt and Kev come crashing back to Earth courtesy of the Fine Gentlemen of 'Team No Dickheads'. But as Chekhov points out, all winters end with a glorious Spring!In other n…
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Episode 11 - Is there a Doctor in the House? Yes! Dr Dan Thomas Talks ID
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Matt and Kev are treated to a fireside chat with the Ninth Age Gargant, Breakthrough Winner, former ETC Team England Stalwart, ESC Top Ten Finisher, Taekwondo Black Belt, Professional Research Physicist, All Round Great Guy And Provider of Tea - Dr Dan Thomas who once went 18 months without failing to podium. Dan shares his (powerful) insights into…
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Red Light On. Green Light On. Door Open....Go! Go! Go! Hot Drop - Infernal Dwarves Inbound
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Episode 10 - Hotter than a Kadim's Rage in Mid Summer and scorching off the press it's the new Infernal Dwarves book. Matt and Kev stay up late to traipse through the Blasted Plain in search of the the new secrets of the Infernal Dwarves. Stopping frequently to marvel at the spectacles therein your hosts ruminate on the nature of the Big Hat Brigad…
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Episode 9 - Scream if you wanna go faster! - SD Round 3:Team Scotland vs USAs Little Giants
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Matt and Kev are now well and truly locked into the Social Distancing UB Tournament and there's no way to get off this roller coaster - it only ends one way and that's with VICTORY OR DEATH! In Round 3 Team Scotland pulls the mighty USA based team Little Giants - Matt panics and deploys terribly whilst Kev misplays a hill with hilarious consequence…
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Episode 8 - Beyond the Veil - Shaun Hughes and the Daemon Legions !!
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Matt and Kev venture beyond the Veil! Most ably guided through those treacherous lands by Shaun Hughes of the Western Realms. Everything that you've ever wanted to know about DL in all it's (Blazing) Glory! Kev reveals his acting history and Matt gets all Game Of Thrones of us.By Matt Perris + Kevin Stonebanks
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Episode 7 - Don't Stand So Close To Me... - Social Distancing Cup - Round 2
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Kev and Matt, fresh from round 2 of the Social Distancing UB Tournament, report back with tales of woe and victory versus the mighty Team Yes. We find out why Kev's called Axel Viscous and a little bird fights a big bird which gets Matt's poetic juices flowing.By Matt Perris + Kevin Stonebanks
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Episode 6 - The Social Distancing UB Tournament - And Other Glories
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With the UB servers running read hot to keep up the unprecedented demand, Matt and Kev take on the world (with mixed results)and the Paired Weapons Podcast's honour is tested live on You Tube courtesy of PTG's very own Luck Sixes in a drunken match complete with heckling from the esteemed guests.By Matt Perris + Kevin Stonebanks
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Episode 5 - Something Wicked This Way Comes... Scotland and Mad Git Radio's Andrew Lind Talks VC
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Scotland? Fighting? Dark Arts? Very Shakespearean. We've got it all in episode 5 as we're joined by the one and only Big Git - Andrew Lind - of Mad Git Radio fame to discuss the VC. Other topics covered include The English Civil War (Scottish Expansion Pack), Matt's continued poor run of form (now in its 28th year) and some geology.…
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Episode 4 - Tim Bohknecht 'A Tale of Slow Painters'
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Kev and Matt are joined by the Master of Shenanigans, the King of the Movement Phase and UK Masters Best Painted Winner - Tim Bohknecht - to discuss the T9a painting scene. Tim proposes an exciting new venture; 'A Tale of Slow Painters'. We oblige him to play our feature games Desert Island Ninth Age, Ancient Enemies and the other one that Matt alw…
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Episode 3 - Play Style... Matt and Kev Become Introspective...
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Having heard from the UK Master Craig Johnson that great players have a play style, Matt and Kev wonder what their play style is. Establishing that losing isn't really a play style they muse on how to improve and whether it's worth it. Then a horse escapes.By Matt Perris + Kevin Stonebanks
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Episode 2 With Craig Johnson - Vermin Swarm Special
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The UK Master Craig Johnson graces the Paired Weapons Podcast with his knowledge of the Vermin Swarm and all things T9a. A true gentleman both on and off the table. But Disciples are still totally broken...By Matt Perris + Kevin Stonebanks
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Here We Go! Paired Weapons Podcast Unleashed
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T9a Chat for those who haven't had enough yet...By Matt Perris + Kevin Stonebanks
