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Best Nathan Haines podcasts we could find (updated June 2020)
Best Nathan Haines podcasts we could find
Updated June 2020
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Now more than ever it’s important to take some self-care and maybe have a good soak in the tub. But also people are starting to talk about how you haven’t bathed since quarantine started. Please, we’re all worried about you. While you bathe you can listen to us talk about janitor movies, stupid childhood mistakes, and a hot new rumor about Drew. Ar…
 
Hello Headline Heroes Fans! This week is a special edition. Due to technical difficulties, we were unable to record properly, so our good friends at the Pop Up Film Cast have graciously let us use one of their episodes that Drew guested on. It's the sequel to their Captain Hooktail hit! Enjoy and listen to more of the Pop Up Film Cast here. Additio…
 
Do you remember that movie “White Men Can’t Jump”? What was that movie about? Who knows. It’s not true anyway because I did a 360 tomahawk dunk just last week. Ask Drew, he was there! I remember because we were talking about Flubber, our greatest falls, and a return of our stinkiest segment. New Twitter initiative: Headline Heroes Defense Force. Jo…
 
Move over Redwall, there's a new mouse in the neighborhood! Also move over Stuart Little because you suck and I hate you. Anyway we created the newest famous mouse. He doesn’t suck, but he will go for your neck so watch out. We also discuss Nate’s birthday plans, Drew’s fan-fiction, and I guess that leaves Tanner eating the worm. New Twitter initia…
 
Okay folks, we’ve been keeping a lid on this for too long. It’s time to talk about this dang quarantine since everyone seems to have forgotten about it! Also people getting crushed by boats. While you strap in for the discussion of your life, we’ll just go ahead and chat about ghost culture, neighbor creepin’, and Reverse Phantom Limb Syndrome. New…
 
Oof ouch what’s that falling from the sky!? Is that liquid iron?? Oh no I have to go save my garden! While I risk my life to protect my roses could you listen to us talk about an update on the old Twitter Situation 2020, our sleeping habits , and a brand new segment that’s sure to be a hit? New Twitter initiative: Headline Heroes Defense Force. Joi…
 
Have you ever noticed how when you get a shopping cart there is always one wheel that just won’t cooperate??? What’s up with that? Anyway, this episode is about shopping carts and the people who wrangle them. Hold onto your butts as we talk about Animal Crossing, Drew’s cart stunts, and Real Men of Genius. Article: Caught on camera: Shopping cart e…
 
Oh hi, I didn’t see you there. Must be because you’re so dang thin! Careful there, you might blow away. Paperclip yourself to this folder full of discussions of spanx stories, flat things, and the Wet Bandits vs Batman. Article: Burglars Lift $2 Million Worth Of Body-Shaping 'Faja' Undergarments Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email:…
 
Cough cough, sneeze sneeze. Boy this cold is so bad I wish someone would just kick me upside the head! Well since that seems unlikely, I better go to the doctor maybe they’ll prescribe me Jay Leno, disease mascots, and our worst sick stories. Article: Boy paralysed after tumour fights back to gain a black belt Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Faceboo…
 
I’ll never let go… of the Heart of the Ocean you time travelling bastard! You’ll have to pry it out of my cold, dead hands. Cold like that iceberg over there! Oh jeez, that’s getting close. If we don’t hurry this could be the end of us and we’ll never have a chance to talk about Drew’s Titanic knowledge, emu commercials, and how sick we are. Articl…
 
So, um... imagine right here is one of those mobile ads where there’s some really awful looking Brick Break knockoff or some choose your own adventure game with really bizarre dialogue. Maybe one of those weird battle games with a scantily clad woman as the advertisement. Anyway, once you figure out how to close the ad you can hear us talk about ou…
 
Did you ever wonder if Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds” could have been better? Has it kept you up at night like it’s kept us up? Well look no further. This isn’t your father’s “The Birds”. This is something new and hip for the 21st century. It's got everything you need: the most battle-ready bird, movies like Eagle Eye, and poop claps. Article: Star…
 
Thar she blows...up another important land mass as the whales make their next push against the land walkers and terrorize a crowded pier. Take cover, and hold your loved ones close. To keep them calm tell them about whale erectile issues, Doctor Strangelove starring Benedict Cumberbatch, and the continuing magic of Christmas. Article: Whale found w…
 
Aw dang, I tried to get a Twix from this vending machine and it got stuck! Let me just reach my hand up in there and just try to snatch it. Ding Dang, now I’M stuck. Well while I wait for my inevitable death, I might as well think about the Kevin Hart-iverse, recording movies on VHS, and mysterious gifts from Santa. Article: Florida police found an…
 
Alright everyone, keep it moving. Make sure you put all your personal belongings in the bins and take off your shoes. Also be prepared to be thoroughly roasted by the TSA. If you have the following items please be sure to step aside and a TSA employee will be right with you: National Treasure 3, face melting, and Tanner’s shameful secret. Article: …
 
New year, new pod. That’s right, the boys are back and more 2020 than ever. This week we decided to have a little change of pace and make a creation from a headline. The game done changed folks. Tune in if you think you can handle a brand new way of discussing cereal ice, new puppies, and writing the date in a new year. Article: T-Rex 'Dinosaurs' R…
 
Happy New Year! Finally we can make that "hindsight is 2020" joke, and that right there is reason enough to celebrate. We are coming at you with another special edition. That's right! It's another 'best of' episode! Listen back to some of the best moments from episodes 7-12, back when our podcast was still learning to spread it's wings and fly. We …
 
Hi is this my local pizza place? I’d like to order one podcast for delivery. Could I get that with a smattering of pop culture references but hold the vocal fry? Oh and for some sides could I get Die Hard, the 2003 NBA draft, and a big new announcement from the Headline Heroes team? Article: Papa John's founder John Schnatter ate 40 pizzas in 30 da…
 
Give me your hand. No your other one. Thank you. Would be a shame if someone were to crash through that window and chop it off with a machete. I know this isn’t a threat, but it isn’t. Sorry about that. Let me make it up to you with this talk about Nate’s new super power, Megazording up, and of course famous criminologist Robert Agnew. Article: Han…
 
Hey what name did you want in the bowling computer? FART is already taken. Drew is going to take BUTTLICK. Allright, while you give it some thought we’ll limber up our bowling limbs and discuss our senior photos, what’s in a White Russian, and our Tanner APB. Article: Student’s senior photos in legendary bathrobe go viral Music by Carl Sorenson Twi…
 
Oh no! This morning I woke up and all my precious jewels had been stolen. Good thing I have my chinchilla to help me feel better! Aw damn he’s gone too! Looks like all I have left in my meager existence is alien blood infusions, Stuart Little, and Magneto prisons. Article: Link text Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlinehero…
 
Hey, are you headed to the Home Depot? While you’re there could you grab me some outlet covers, a pack of staples, and also wooden stake with which to slay the undead? Thanks! If they don’t have that, as a replacement you can grab a polyamorous cult, a DVD copy of The Love Guru, and everyone’s favorite spooky game show. Article: The Sun Looks Ready…
 
Alright everyone, let’s get this game started. Everyone has their dice? Their player sheets? Handbooks? Alright we are set. You find yourself in a dungeon, there’s a desk, a cot, and an open book on the floor. You pick it up and read it. It talks about Nate’s bindlestick, Jake Sully from anime, and Jeremy, living large up in his big office with his…
 
Hey sorry no time to dilly-dally, this episode is meander free and we aim to keep it that way. Honestly I wish you’d stop distracting me so I can get back to focusing on the episode. We’re pretty “heads down” this time around, so I can't imagine that we’ll end up talking about what our pillow situation is like, Tanner’s birthday, or whether the Ear…
 
This is a protest description. I wanted to do a fun bit about birds and planes, and Drew said, “No one reads those damn things anyway.” so here we are. Is this what you wanted? Well too bad it what you’re getting. We talk about TVs or some garbage; I don’t know. Also, we are live from Tanner’s wedding, Jelly Pools, and whether it’s sad that kids re…
 
This week our schedules were just a bit too busy to be able to record because SOMEONE got married. We have an old favorite to share with you instead! Are you ready to DO THE DO? We sure as hell are. The cabin door is sealed and the flight attendants are ready for takeoff. Strap yourself in and get ready as we soar into Youtuber pranks, soda slogans…
 
What’s that in my blood? Is it a bird? A plane? Nope. Anyway here’s the episode. You wanna know what we talk about in this episode? Then listen, you lazy bones. Okay okay I’m sorry stop crying. I’ll tell you. In this episode we discuss childhood movie trauma, we help Tanner write his vows, and we imagine a lot of snot. Article: Vaccine no match aga…
 
What’s that in the sky? Is it a bird? A plane? Nope. Anyway here’s the episode. Does anyone read these? Am I shouting into the abyss of the internet? Will someone please save me? They won’t stop talking about advice for living with your girlfriend, Air Bud meets Freaky Friday™, and scary noises that emus make. Article: Arizona trooper tackles escap…
 
What’s that in the water? Is it a bird? A plane? Nope. Anyway here’s the episode. This one we talk about how to keep your lawn in shape, Drew’s amazing basketball moment, and dummy thicc sharks. Article: Doctors Remove 526 Teeth from Boy's Cheek. How'd They Get There? Music by Carl Sorenson Twitter Facebook Reddit Email: headlineheroescast@gmail.co…
 
Hey all, recording was tough this week, but we wanted to give you an episode of the Pop Up Film Cast to listen to. This one Drew guested on, and with their hosts Keith and Derek, they created a wonderful pirate adventure, with with swashbuckling fights, cannon fire, and hairballs. If you like what you hear, head on over to the Pop Up Film Cast and …
 
Alright, square your shoulders, head down, bend the knees, and swing away! That was a great drive. Now let’s hope into my mechanized golf cart and go to the next hole. Along the way, let’s chat about sauce n’ slides, floppy hats, and the genius of Dan Brown books. Article: Man takes golf cart on wild ride into Florida Walmart store Music by Carl So…
 
What’s that ahead? A cop! Better do a sick wheelie, that’ll show ‘em. Ah dunk there’s a fence. I’m going to die, and my life is flashing before my very eyes. I’m seeing images of the definition of racing, the god of boundary markers, and the 100 Deeds for Eddie McDowd. Article: Motorcyclist taunts cop with wheelie; wrecks into fence Music by Carl S…
 
All right all you hip adults out there. Lock the doors, put the kids to bed, and pour yourself some wine because it's about to get ADULT in here. This episode is rated XXX for images of lawn mower headlights, fart cinnamon rolls, and the return of an old hero. Article: Man sues parents for destroying his huge pornography collection Music by Carl So…
 
Alright what’s the plan? We got a vent cat, an inside cat, and a cat in the chair. We all know our roles, let’s put this plan into action. We’ve already talked about slowed down Godzilla roars, Willard Smith, and another edition of “No, No, Sports”. Article: Purrfect job; Russian town hires cat chief to attend to strays Music by Carl Sorenson Twitt…
 
Order up, we’ve got “Adam and Eve on a Raft” and sweep the kitchen while you’re at it! This episode takes us back to the kitchen for a heaping helping of breakfast, but NO CELL PHONES ALLOWED. Saddle up those brown donkeys as we talk about kitschy diner signs, what spuds to have on an island, and Tanner’s second proposal. Article: Motorist wins 'ha…
 
Listen, you can order this podcast episode but before you do I’ll need you to sign a waiver. This episode is tasty, but dangerous. Grab your ranch, grab your celery, and put on your bib as these boys discuss Nate’s airport embarrassment, Pepto-Bismol conspiracies, and the sauce within. Article: Speeding Teenage Driver In Canada Blames Hot Wings Mus…
 
This week our schedules were just a bit too busy to be able to record, so we have an old favorite to share with you instead! Throw on your stovepipe hat and your biggest fanny pack, it’s time to get randy! It’s a blast from the past on this week’s episode, and it’s time for four scores to be settled. Throw around the ol’ possum as we discuss unnece…
 
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