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Buckle Up for some bull s**t. Hello and welcome to the gayest hour of your week! We see you, sitting there wondering why two flawless narcissists think they should be talking into a microphone at you every week? First of all, thank you! And we are SO glad you asked! We met our Junior year of High School and have been sistas ever since. The only thing we care about more than ourselves is each other and BEYONCÉ. Every week hear us talk about a lot of wild s**t we know nothing about all in a ha ...
 
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Wil is SO SO SO SO Good at stepping on Court’s vocals and Leif couldn’t care less! This is all for our haters!! It’s THIS B*TCH Destiny’s Child PART 3! We pick back up in ‘99 and we must say... CGI is a THEME! From the girls first #1 single to the importance of the DC Hair variation we cover it all!! How Kandi and the girls changed R&B and how Math…
 
Court’s jealous at Solange’s wedding, Wil is all “Thank You DOT MP3” and Leif RUINS it for us! It’s THIS B*TCH Destiny’s Child part TWO! Girls Tyme has fallen apart and like SCAR in the NIGHT Mathew rises to power! Add Miss Letoya and CANNONBALL they’re Destiny’s Child! We cover all the No No No’s before No No No! From the name change and Elecktra …
 
Wil is a Virgo perfectionist and that is NOT a popular trait, Court’s AOL E-Mail account is hacked and Leif is Emotional about his Bills Bills Bills! That’s right it’s the moment you all have been waiting for... THIS B*TCH DESTINY’S CHILD!!! From the early beginnings as the Hip-Hop Rapping GIRLS TYME we talk Beyoncé, Kelly, LaTavia, Nina, Nicky and…
 
Will is Black Parading Black-owned businesses and Court is yelling at Tina to delete her Instagram posts! Who’s trying to colonize these Gift Bags?! It’s barely still summer but we’re STILL talking Summer Jamz! We start back up in 2016... before the epic VMAs and before the world ended (election night). We reminisce on Chico’s ICONIC Star Wars coll…
 
Wil doesn’t see his notes applied and Court is Slosha Fierce! That’s right we’re not looking forward to these last two episodes! From the Summer Jam version of `Baby it’s Cold Outside’ to so much Kidz Bop content this is a ROUGH time! We give Miley some things, cover the Macklemore time and we ask Nelly... WHY?! Plus! Daft Punk! Sam Smith! John Leg…
 
Wil is going back to the south and Court spent $30k on vocal lessons! That’s right y’all we’re back this week talking Summer Jamz! Pull out your Durag calendar because we’re starting back up in 2010! We cover the little known LA/NYC rivalry, shade the Midwest, Utah and all of Europe and reveal who our favorite Flat Earther is!! We don’t have KIDS a…
 
Yup yup yup!! Wil is the H&M bop and Court is a New Yorka! Get us outta here! It’s Summer Jamz part THREE! We start off with some listener reccs then pick back up in 2007! Get ready for more nostalgia because we try to get “Rubberband Man” in the Songwriters Hall of Fame! We also give Mr. Worldwide his roses and call our salon because it’s time for…
 
Wil is watching GARBAGE with the queen and Court is fake pregnant! It’s Summer Jamz PART TWO! Taking you all the way back to when Summers were Summer-ing! We kick it off in the year 2004 so hope you have the computer tower technology to download these songs because... we got fingered to all of these! A Hollaback Girl breakdown & the song that truly…
 
Wil is at the 2000 Source Awards considering Nelly while Court popped a titty out and it hit the ground!! That’s right y’all were talking SUMMER JAMZ!!! This Ep is fulfilling... but also we’re old! We cover the top Summer songs from 2000 to today! What songs did we dry hump in a basement to and what were the most important homosexual defining momen…
 
Wil is Mood 4 Eva because he doesn’t have time to argue EXCELLENCE. Court is the Butler because Beyoncé’s Butler BEEN White!!! Today is a REGAL Ep because we’re talking the masterpiece that is BLACK IS KING!! Just one question... HOW does THIS B*TCH keep elevating?! A powerful celebration of Black beauty, a love letter to the motherland and a FEAST…
 
We have a sexy and sad Ep for you today! It’s all bad news! Wil is FREEDOM FREEDOM WHERE ARE YOU... because he voted for Trump. Court is prepping for the big drop... but the drop is just her mental health! Today we are talking #FREEBRITNEY baby because FREE BRITNEY!!! This Ep is a rundown of the conservatorship. When it started, why it’s still happ…
 
~*We recorded this episode days ago and want to say Rest In Peace to the beautiful and immense talent Naya Rivera*~ It’s Back to Beyoncé y’all! Court realizes Jorts are rude, Wil is hiatus Bey and Leif is in his bunker! It’s a HOT T*TTIES y’all and the news is PACKED! We talk Mariah’s new book, the mental taxation of social media in Quarantine and …
 
The finale Ep to Lil Kim the QUEEN BEE!! We cover it all from ending beef from the 90’s to plastic surgery to finally getting the honor she deserves!!! It’s a real Bad Boy Girls Cruise Episode so get your celebrities to go UNDERCOVER and please for the love of Biggie don’t do the accent!!!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE…
 
Up top we just gotta say BEYONCÉ!!! BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ!!! Black is King and the fragile White Karen of the group can’t take it!! Wil almost rolled her ankle and she’s sitting down!! But it’s THIS B*TCH Lil Kim Pt. 5 so let’s get back into the OTHER Queen Bee! Court is putting her lighter up and Wil wants War so it’s a HOT start to say the least! Kim’s…
 
Black Lives MATTER!!! The Narcisitas are fresh from a Drunk AF Juneteenth so Wil ain’t gonna drink no MO but actually bartender could you give him ONE MO!? Court is countdown to QUARANTINE lockdown baby. A quick THANK YOU to Beyoncé before we jump off right back into THIS B*TCH LIL KIM PART 4!!! We officially are counting down to the lockdown so we…
 
Hey Narcisistas. We take a break from covering feminist icon Lil Kim and just have a conversation. Talk through some emotions... talk through some actions. Maybe not our funniest Ep but definitely one of our most important. Listen if you can, maybe share with a friend? Our lines of communication are open! DM us! Text us! Call us! Facetime us! LETS …
 
Wil sent a white dude named Courtney a kite with his panties attached so you know it’s time for THIS B*TCH LIL KIM Part 3!! A Diva titty jiggle that cemented her stardom AND being a Wilhemena model storming the runway?! Being a HOE is ITTTTTT!!! From Kim’s first album without Biggie to the soaring confidence and stardom of La Bella Mafia we have no…
 
Wil is a Sk8r boi, Court is freeing the titty and Leif? Leif is finally FREE!! Lil Kim is the Holy Ghost and GOD is woman people!! Bout to start a Narcisistas Only Fans it’s THIS B*TCH LIL KIM PT.2!!! Where Brooklyn at!!?? From Biggies meteoric rise to fame to Junior M.A.F.I.A.’s debut album with Lil Kim’s as the standout we get into it all! The ki…
 
It’s time to give the QUEEN her things and MORE!! Ladies and Gentlegays we present to you.... THIS B*TCH LIL KIM!!!!!!! Wil used to be scared of the d***, Court loves cartoons and Leif... well Leif’s smoking drugs! Let’s get into it!! The IMPACT of Kimberly Jones is wild. She brought Sexy back while being a 4’11” tough feminist Diana Ross loving fa…
 
It’s the thousandth day of Quarantine so we did our gay homework!! Court is confused by bad reviews, Wil is giving Naughty Girl and Leif took Single Ladies for granted! That’s right our ACTRESS FIRST series continues because we watched BURLESQUE!! Moulin Rouge WISHES, Chicago COULD NEVER, Carmen a Hip-Hopera... WAS BETTER. We had never seen Burlesq…
 
It’s the FINALE of THIS B*TCH LADY GAGA!!! What a journey we’ve been on with this effortlessly talented ITALIAN American ITALIAN!! Strap on your bubble dress girls cause we’re all fragile today! Joanne! Fibromyalgia! Oprah! Vegas! A STAR IS BORN!!! YAS GAGA get that OSCAR B*TCH!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www…
 
Originally Aired 8/21/2018: It’s the FINAL installment of the Rihanna x The Narcisistas THIS B*TCH series so to the Rihanna files we go! Courtney is cracked out in a YSL coat and her urban friend Wil is thickkk because the food is BOMB so let them lead the wayoncè through 2012 Ri to present day diva mogul. She gave us the strip club anthem, worked …
 
Girls!!!! We missed you!!! Check in up on it with your Narcisistas before we get back to businA$$ as usual in an UNUSUAL WORLD next week!! Beyonce appearances! Home remodeling! Alcoholism! TV!! Whoever said Whites don’t have culture didn’t watch TIGER KING!! LISTEN TO THIS EP! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com and L…
 
Originally Aired 2/14/2018: Oh NA NA… Rihanna that B*TCH! The Narcisistas are BACK with part DEUX of our Rihanna “This B*tch” series! We can’t get enough of this woman!! She’s been through it all and now she’s transformed herself to be the beacon of light we all needed (with a little help from our friends at Doritos) From the David Guetabutt collab…
 
Originally aired, 02/08/2018. The “This B*tch” series continues with the one and only… her Army is the Navy… the Island Princess herself MISS ROBYN RIHANNA FENTY!!!! OH YA YA YA! The Narcisistas have SO much to say on this Part ONE of THREE episode series about our beautiful gift from god! Beyoncé is the sun, Solange is the moon, Mariah is the wind…
 
Originally Aired: 1/18/18. It’s part deux of our deep diva dives with the elusive chanteuse herself Miss Mariah Carey! We are covering Mariah from 2001 when she was reborn a Virgin records artist to present day NYE legend. TRL takeovers, Precious makeup touch-ups and Glitter dreams, call your senators folks this b*tch needs to be running the countr…
 
Originally Aired 1/11/18 : Look in the sky! It’s a Butterfly! It’s a Rainbow! No it's gift from God MARIAH CAREY! Ladies and Lambs it’s our first EVER THIS B*TCH DIVA DEEP DIVE! Naturally the first diva we chose is legendary vocalist Mariah Carey! Me and Mariah go back like well let’s just say NOT Mekhi Phifer’s hair piece in 8 Mile. The girls did …
 
Hey SISTAS (sisters if you White) Mercury is in retrograde and we’re drunk so buckle up! Wil is FASHION because you gotta live your fantasy, Court is hosting SNL cause she does comedy and Leif needs to eat a dang burger! It’s Gaga PART 6!! Where were we... ARTPOP?! We discuss all things Artpop even if Gaga doesn’t remember! Where’s the justice Alas…
 
Court is very Jennifer Love Hewitt, Wil is a glossy eye and a little girls hairdo and Leif is feeling his Jon Voight fantasy... that’s right it’s THIS B*TCH Jennifer Lopez PART 5!!! From a Pepsi commercial that’s better than The Cell to the Latina Monster in Law reveal you must check out our new movie Kill Bill 3: For Colored Girls!! We all stopped…
 
Wil loves his papi, Court peaked in the early 00’s and Leif is the ANACONDA BIT AGAIN! It’s Part 4 MISS JENNIFER LYNN LOPEZ!! Joining us in the studio today is not fellow Latin icon LUIY VALDEZ!! Luiy and his taco flavored kisses talk with The Narcisistas about his introduction to JLo on the far far away island of Puerto Rico. From waiting for toni…
 
Wil’s got a GREAT wig on, Court’s love don’t cost a thing and Leif’s talent built the Anaconda Franchise! Everyone’s grooving and vibing on this one cause it’s THIS B*TCH JLo Part 3!! We left off in a very gothy cute moment so let’s pick back up with the official start of JLo!! The release of her 2nd album JLo (JHo if you nasty) and movie The Weddi…
 
Will is eating dinner on a TV tray alone, Leif is Jon Voight in that snake movie and IS COURT FUNNY?! That’s right y’all it’s PART TWO of THIS B*TCH JENNIFER LOPEZ! So much to cover this episode from Tommy making women of color white to how women just need to start killing men!! Pop music is a dirty game baby! We give all the TEA from Anaconda to A…
 
Will is REAL as hell, Court is getting LOUD and Leif is cinematic masterpiece ANACONDA! That’s right ladies and gentleman it’s PART ONE of our THIS B*TCH JENNIFER LOPEZ series!! Joining us for Pt.1 is hilarious legend CHRISTINA GALSTON! Christina estoy aquí for the QUEEN of Puerto Rico baby!! Christina has had ENOUGH so let’s get into it. From Jenn…
 
Wil is GHOST, Leif is CRAZY and Court got PUNKED! That’s right it’s a LIVE NARCISISTAS Y’ALL! We’re talking DIVA Conspiracy Theories and the wigs are flying clean off! Who did Beyoncé murder and what does S Club 7 have to do with it?! Beyoncé has how many “CHILDREN”?! All that’s important is that Keanu Reeves is immortal and the earth is FLAT! Some…
 
In honor of NYC Pride this weekend we have our first straight white male, Casey James Salengo (Comedy Central Half Hour)! He's also Courtney's BF (I know we can't believe Courtney dates a straight guy either!) We compare professional Wrestling to Vogueing balls and shade the entire Met Gala. The subject this week is Courtney but listen and ask your…
 
Wil is like “um... Race to Witch Mountain my love?!” Court is skinny and pissed and Leif... LIKES COSTUMES! That’s right it’s another monumental episode of The Narcisistas! The subject today is DIVORCE and our guest is like WHY ME?! Ladies and Gentlegays joining us today is hilarious comedian and podcaster MARA MAREK!!! Mara is showing us her nice …
 
Wil got the GREEN LIGHT so he quit that B*TCH, Court is an underwhelming Duane Reade WITCH and Leif’s fired! Okie Dokie PEEYAW Y’all it’s another DIDN’T CHA KNOW episode of The Narcisistas! We don’t know EVERYTHING but what we do know will Eve and Gwen Stefani BLOW YA MIND! No shade to our Mormon listeners but Tom Cruise is a pocket gay! Gosling a …
 
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