The Carpenter's Lament

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By Josh Harrison, Mike Bogart, and Tapan Jani. Discovered by Player FM and our community — copyright is owned by the publisher, not Player FM, and audio is streamed directly from their servers. Hit the Subscribe button to track updates in Player FM, or paste the feed URL into other podcast apps.

INT. “WIN IT ALL WITH MIKE BOGART” SOUNDSTAGE - NIGHT

JOSH kneels, head in hands, on a stage strewn with bloody gray feathers. A falcon, perched on a sawhorse, preens itself to stage left. Shocked murmurs echo from the TV audience.

JOSH
Not my cygnets! How could you, Falcor!?

TAPAN enters the stage, followed by MIKE. JOSH reaches for the saw at his feet, but MIKE’S foot lands on it before he can pick it up.

MIKE
I’ve got good news for you, Josh! ...You’re moving on to the next round!

JOSH
Oh... no. No, God, please...

This week, we play Win It All with Mike Bogart! Step right up for the chance to win tax-liable prizes including: a beautiful set of brand new baby swans, a luxurious secondhand cat, and this delicious snail over here.

Pairings: mental fortitude; lax kidnapping laws; a car to catch birds with

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