Manage episode 282494130 series 2482847
The crew aboard the Oz 9 are stalactites, holding tight to the ceiling in unexpected zero Gs, and the crew on the ground are stalagmites, who might survive if a crabby, oddly dressed ancient god decides to let them go.
You know, same old same old.
Oz 9 is back from holiday break, though why a crew that typically works a solid seven-minute day needs a break is yet to be determined.
We hope you missed us as much as we very nearly missed that very important satellite. Hey, who needs news in this day and age, amirite?