Offer Her an Orange!


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(The sound is off. Apologies. Also, Amelia has cedar fever, so excuse her stuffy nose.)

Happy New Year!

This is the last episode Pitney recorded in Texas. A couple days after this, he loaded up the truck and moved back to California! Hear us talk about the experience of packing up your life and going home, what he’s excited about and what he’s leaving behind. Within all that, though, there’s some of the usual randomness: Pitney’s love of Robert DeNiro, Amelia’s pride in navigating sans GPS, crazy memories of Pitney’s dad, holiday plans, and something about an orange. It’ll all make sense.

And in our first installment of the Year of Woo, the phenomenon of idiots butt-chugging sunshine.

Promo: the BiCurean podcast (Want to swap show promos? Email us!)

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