Manage episode 262869762 series 1931340
After all this time adventuring, the DM decided that it was probably time we got some good gear! Unfortunately the gear may not be as magical as promised. Make sure to keep the receipt and join the party as we visit the lady in the lake, keep all sharp object safely stowed, betray the body, remember to never change, enable bad pee habits, blend in while also standing out, mic up the ocean, see where men put their energy, immerse ourselves in Nemo land, step to Pride and Prejudice, immediately get mad, refuse to learn any names, suggest murder yet again, overthrow the system for an Olive Garden gift card, commit to being a bad grandpa, use the lead poison technique, bailout buffets, get identified by bird poop, feel blessed just to be in the pool, and appreciate kids coloring books.
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