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This week we learn that good is bad, but this is also, just bad. We watched A Kid in King Arthur's Court, how do you make Kate Winslet and Daniel Craig look this bad? Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of …
 
This week we learn that the movies inside movies are real in movies! Mind BLOWN! We watched Last Action Hero, Arnie versus the real world, like he intended! Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding …
 
This week we kill off half the cast and start over! Unrelated, but has anyone seen Matt? We watched X-Men: The Last Stand! The Dark Phoenix is impossible to get right, there, I said it. Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon…
 
In honor of the release of Space Jam, we are covering that oft forgotten Looney Tunes flick, Looney Tunes: Back in Action. I mean, the pieces are here, Steve Martin, Brendan Frasier, Timothy Dalton, Heather Locklear...Jenna Elfman....never mind, at least Yosemite Sam is here. Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that wil…
 
This week on Myopia Movies, we talk about something that Disney sort of left in the vault, we watched the surprisingly dark Hunchback of Notre Dame. Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 …
 
This week, we wonder what it would take to get Guillermo back. We watched Hellboy 2: The Golden Army, He's not a puppet! Howdy Doody's real! Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level! F…
 
This week on Myopia Movies, we get in the mood for the new Mortal Kombat movie with the bloodless Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, a movie that is the porn parody of itself. Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be…
 
This week on Myopia Movies, we manifest the hell out of some destiny! We watched Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend, the origin story of Champ! Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5 level! F…
 
This week we watch a huge, hairy, terrifying Jack Black! We saw King Kong (2005), I imagine the truest movie about how Richard Attenborough made nature documentaries. Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be co…
 
This week on Myopia Movies, we class up the place! We watched the Princess Diaries, the time Julie Andrews danced with Hector Elizondo, steaming hot. Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) The Harry Potter series will be completed at the $5…
 
This week on Myopia Movies, we see Gerard Depardieu's butt! We watched The Man in the Iron Mask, the film where a Frenchman, an Irishman, an American, and a Brit, play the four French Musketeers, and swear to protect the French king played by an American. Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing …
 
Happy New Year and may 2021 be a great year for you and yours! This week we end the non-Patreon Harry Potter series with Myron of the Atlanta Podcast (on Twitter @TheATLPodcast) as Kellie guides us through Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! You may not like him, Minister, but you can't deny: Dumbledore's got style. Join the Patreon! There a…
 
This week, Daniel Radcliffe valiantly tries to prevent the Twilight series by attempting to keep alive Cedric Diggory. We watched Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, can someone get a barber to set? Just wanted to take a moment in this chaotic time of year in a chaotic year to thank you all personally for your support. We at Myopia Movies apprecia…
 
This week on Myopia Movies, we tell spiders we don't want to tap dance. We watched Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, honestly how can people be in two places at once? Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces …
 
This week on Myopia Movies, Kellie tells us what exactly is the function of a rubber duck? We watched Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, It's not much, but it's home. Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces th…
 
Welcome! If you are receiving this on the main feed and are surprised, join the Patreon! A couple months back, we watched Antonio Banderas play an Arab, join with Vikings, to fight monsters! You know it is good when they fire the director of Die Hard and replace him with author Michael Crichton. Woo! If you want to hear more like this, we will keep…
 
This week on Myopia Movies, Kellie takes over the month of December so we can cover to whole Harry Potter Series! This week, we learn we are wizards from a gruff giant, we watched Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone! Alas, earwax. Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tie…
 
Hello! This is a strange brew situation. This movie has all the fixin's of something we may like, Hugh Jackman, director of the Mummy, and interesting characters, like Abraham Van Helsing and Dracula. Then this movie shits the bed. Similarly, to us. We planned this, there was an issue with recording, so we are giving it away for free, enjoy! Check …
 
Happy Thanksgiving, today we celebrate the season and start bawling like a child. We watched Plains, Trains, and Automobiles, man I miss John Candy. Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and yo…
 
You asked for it! The Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home is now on patreon, has been for a while in fact. Soon, we will have Candace on to talk Trek as we do a Star Trek V Commentary. In the mean time, enjoy this sample from Patreon. For the price of a few pay-to-win iPhone game tokens, you can support your friends here! This month on the Patreon exclus…
 
This week on Myopia Movies, we visit the family friendly side of the military industrial complex with just a dash of brown face. We watched Short Circuit 2, I know Johnny, but are any of us truly alive? Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) For $1: You get the monthl…
 
This week on Myopia Movie, we remember a great comedian and get grossed out by his transphobia. We watched Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, knowing his stance on vaccines, the talking ass is appropriate. Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) For $1: You get the monthly ne…
 
This week we round out a month of vampire flicks with the most true attempt to retell the tale, We watched Bram Stoker's Dracula, come for the butthead hair cut, stay for Wynona Rider sucking off Gary Oldman. You heard me. Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) For $1…
 
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