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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Toss those preconceived notions in the fire, because Stannis is the Baratheon brother being all heavy metal thunder in his bitchin' flame crown, while Renly is the one showing up in a squirrel belly cloak. Ew. At least it has some kind of peach holster. It's the year of the fire rooster, but we'd like to state …
 
Stannis and Renly give each other noogies beneath the looming shadow of total metaphysical annihilation. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPZGOdE1iuc Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-king…
 
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Lancel's the George Papadopoulos of Westeros, with the added bonus of a fluffy upper lip and certain doom. Tyrion is the worst, right? It's not just us? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion VII. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion IV. Encore of Episode 201 - originally recorded in 2018. Clos…
 
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Meera is the cool babysitter and the Reeds are obviously the Cajuns of Westeros. Speaking of which, who's up for The Walder Freys and the Acadian Driftwood live in concert! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Bran IV. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 407…
 
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to Qarth, the home of one-titty dresses and fish pedis! Dany seems to have her act together, but Jorah can get off his high horse when it comes to Ned Stark. And the crew of the Cinnamon Wind is as delightful as ever. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Daenerys II. Close The Doo…
 
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Lancel's got some Peter Brady action going on.Tyrion's a terrible little brother. Is anyone interested in these delicious Wall Scout Cookies? How about some craft butter? Get all of this and more as we don't celebrate our 200th episode. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion IV. Enco…
 
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Asha gets an unforgettable introduction, but then disappears for a book, so we, uh, forget about her. Theon gets his comeuppance in the grossest way possible. And, the Iron Islands aren't that bad as long as you like chowder? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Theon II. Close The Door A…
 
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s Craster’s Keep, y’all! Arguably the worst house in the series with the worst dad in the series! Also, just how did Craster cook up his deal with the Others? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Jon III. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 402…
 
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Ladies and gentlemen...it's the moment you've been waiting for. Here comes the Beauty! Brienne of Tarth knows how to make an entrance. Renly knows how to host an army. Does anyone know where we can find some hot LARPing action? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Catelyn II. Encore of Ep…
 
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Eat and be merry, for tomorrow we may die. That’s the mood in this chapter. Bran may be onto a surefire method for getting out of boring meetings. The Reed children come to the feast and Bran (and us) perks right up. And what’s up with the hero worship with Ser Arthur Dayne? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and F…
 
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Pro tip from the pyromancers...don't run if you're calling wildfire. Walk very very carefully. A lady could do worse than Cleos Frey, but no one does a Jim Bakker fire and brimstone impersonation like LoT. And, speaking of hell, it must have frozen over because we're kind of defending Cersei. Game of Thrones. A…
 
Arya braves ghosts, ghouls, and feudalism. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewupU0d1wHo Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g Twitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Rate 5 stars on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252 Schwifty Discord: https://discord.gg/d…
 
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In this special Patreon requested episode, we examine George R. R. Martin's original A Song of Ice and Fire outline from a letter he sent to his publisher in 1993. Crazy, alternate universe fanfic or what could have been? Join us as we try to figure out just what the hell GRRM was thinking, wonder how much of t…
 
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. Sansa's stuck at court surrounded by spies and bullis, with Dontos as her only hope. But is he her Florian or is someone else? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Sansa II. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 396…
 
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. There's no avocado toast at Pycelle's crappy brunch, but that doesn't stop Tyrion from a little poison theft. Stannis is a stickler at checking references—except when it comes to middle-aged clowns. Were the Blackfish and Jon Arryn secret lovers? Is every character but Brienne a problematic fave? Game of Throne…
 
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Poor Bran is stuck in multiple all-day meetings, written by an author who has never been around small children, while Lady Hornwood can't catch a break. George is in love with the Targs, but why? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Bran II. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 394…
 
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Everyone knows about Jaime and Cersei thanks to Stannis and in a manner eerily reminiscent of a high school clique, Tyrion, Cersei, Littlefinger, and Varys decide how to spin the situation to advantage. GRRM is too busy writing fashion descriptions and that’s why we can’t have nice things. Is Cersei in search o…
 
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Alas poor Yoren, stuck between a rock and a hard place where the Watch is nobody's enemy but nobody's friend. Hot Pie! Arya literally coming through a ring of fire with her moral compass still intact. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Arya IV. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 392…
 
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We're back with a Patreon special request for a third fanfiction episode. Our panel of current fic writers and readers weigh in on favorite tropes, characterizations, and give out a slew of recommendations for your reading pleasure. Warning, this episode has audio issues! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire…
 
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join us as we question if Dany is suffering a psychotic break or doing a fine job setting up her own cult? Who wears fur in the desert? Did George ever pay attention in biology class? And lastly is Lynesse a trophy wife or smart cookie? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Daenerys I. Clo…
 
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Could a multi-cliff island castle like Pyke actually exist? Saltwater is corrosive and we’re worried about the amount of potatoes that might go to waste during grocery runs. The cliffs would come in handy if you need to yeet a lover like Theon, though. Like the cliffs, Theon’s "my real family would love me more…
 
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