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The show where no Creepypasta is safe! Join host David King and co-hosts Dead Palette, Allen, Kaela and a smorgasbord of guests as they put popular tales to literary scrutiny in a cold story read. With no script, no plan, no prep and no filters, these frequently insightful (and more frequently silly) episodes might be just as under cooked as some of the fiction read!
 
The scariest stories on the internet made fun! We take the best and WORST creepypasta stories online, and act them out in the form of old timey horror radio dramas, all in about the span of a Coffee Break. There’s plenty of special guests. We have music, and t-shirst! It’s the extra SCREAM in your latte! Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/happy-horror-coffee-break/support
 
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HEY! Seasons over! Due to unforseeeeen circumstances. Don’t worry, we will still have our annual Halloween party! And we will be back next season! Here is a collection of the BEST interviews of 2020-2021 Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts on the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.app…
 
HEY! Seasons over! Due to unforseeeeen circumstances. Don’t worry, we will still have our annual Halloween party! And we will be back next season! Here is a collection of the BEST interviews of 2020-2021 Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts on the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.app…
 
What’s the worst that could happen if you and your friends played the “forbidden game”? Or what if you found out you could talk to the dead from the future? Would you heed the warning signs, or would you cry like a little baby every night? You baby. This week’s Stories: “Black Magic” By praisethe_emotrinity Read by Brackett of Kreatures n Kreeps ht…
 
What’s the worst that could happen if you and your friends played the “forbidden game”? Or what if you found out you could talk to the dead from the future? Would you heed the warning signs, or would you cry like a little baby every night? You baby. This week’s Stories: “Black Magic” By praisethe_emotrinity Read by Brackett of Kreatures n Kreeps ht…
 
This week, the gang f**ks off to the woods to worship Satan! Come gather round the camp fire, as we nonchalantly start back in to season 6.66 with no explanation of where we’ve been the last two months. This week’s Stories: “Journey into the woods” By Trev Wavy Read by Mark Tyler Hicks of Mark and a movie! https://instagram.com/mark_and_a_movie?utm…
 
This week, the gang f**ks off to the woods to worship Satan! Come gather round the camp fire, as we nonchalantly start back in to season 6.66 with no explanation of where we’ve been the last two months. This week’s Stories: “Journey into the woods” By Trev Wavy Read by Mark Tyler Hicks of Mark and a movie! https://instagram.com/mark_and_a_movie?utm…
 
What is life, if not one big psychedelic dream during a root canal? This week, the team fights the dangerous jungles of the Colombian Gator man, tackles the treacherous task of taming a Transylvanian, and tries to sell some tee shirts! This weeks stories: "El Hombre Caiman" A TRUE STORY! Told by Mother-In-Law of Happy Horror @monicagarca62 "The Dev…
 
What is life, if not one big psychedelic dream during a root canal? This week, the team fights the dangerous jungles of the Colombian Gator man, tackles the treacherous task of taming a Transylvanian, and tries to sell some tee shirts! This weeks stories: "El Hombre Caiman" A TRUE STORY! Told by Mother-In-Law of Happy Horror @monicagarca62 "The Dev…
 
What’s the big deal with punctuation? Well, this week we find out just how important a period can actually be, and we get to hear Boris die again! How many times is that now? Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts on the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1…
 
THIS WEEK! The creepy cronies get a visit from animal welfare! Boris gets names wrong! Eeris gets mad! Garth gets tacos! It’s a wild time! This week’s Stories: “Old Seal-Eyes ” Written by Rylee Nickel Read by Andrew “Gimetzco”Bargeron Old Seal-Eyes - Creepypasta “Necromancy for Beginners” Written by Katrina Slater Read by Riggz Miller of The Whiske…
 
THIS WEEK! The creepy cronies get a visit from animal welfare! Boris gets names wrong! Eeris gets mad! Garth gets tacos! It’s a wild time! This week’s Stories: “Old Seal-Eyes ” Written by Rylee Nickel Read by Andrew “Gimetzco”Bargeron Old Seal-Eyes - Creepypasta “Necromancy for Beginners” Written by Katrina Slater Read by Riggz Miller of The Whiske…
 
Have you ever been harassed by a haunted hand? Or have been so scared by specters at your workplace that you wrote an incoherent creepypasta about it? Well these people did, and now you’re gonna hear about it. Welcome back to Crappypasta Crorner, we missed you too. Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find…
 
Have you ever been harassed by a haunted hand? Or have been so scared by specters at your workplace that you wrote an incoherent creepypasta about it? Well these people did, and now you’re gonna hear about it. Welcome back to Crappypasta Crorner, we missed you too. Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find…
 
It’s season six! The spooky gang is back, and ready to scare you and your friends with all news chilling tales of terror! Boris gets a temporary replacement! Garth gets a pet! Eeris gets implants! It’s gonna be a horror hoot!!! This week’s Stories: “Clairvoyant ” Written by Christian Wallace Read by Kato the medium https://instagram.com/katothemedi…
 
It’s season six! The spooky gang is back, and ready to scare you and your friends with all news chilling tales of terror! Boris gets a temporary replacement! Garth gets a pet! Eeris gets implants! It’s gonna be a horror hoot!!! This week’s Stories: “Clairvoyant ” Written by Christian Wallace Read by Kato the medium https://instagram.com/katothemedi…
 
It’s AXEmas again! Here’s our annual salute to the season of giving! TAKE IT! ”An Unexpected Magi” by Sean “TFB” Tivenan https://www.creepypasta.com/an-unexpected-magi/ “Santa’s Other Workshop” by Derek Hawke read by Bobby Bladez of the Inhuman Experience podcast https://www.creepypasta.com/santas-other- workshop/ “‘T’was the Fright Before Christma…
 
It’s AXEmas again! Here’s our annual salute to the season of giving! TAKE IT! ”An Unexpected Magi” by Sean “TFB” Tivenan https://www.creepypasta.com/an-unexpected-magi/ “Santa’s Other Workshop” by Derek Hawke read by Bobby Bladez of the Inhuman Experience podcast https://www.creepypasta.com/santas-other- workshop/ “‘T’was the Fright Before Christma…
 
Hey! It’s the titular “Hand” of the ForthHand! Brent came to read us a story, and Eeris brought the popcorn! I wouldn’t eat it if I were you. Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/ap…
 
Hey! It’s the titular “Hand” of the ForthHand! Brent came to read us a story, and Eeris brought the popcorn! I wouldn’t eat it if I were you. Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/ap…
 
As we continue with our break from the break and prepare for our transition into a new season, we’d like to do our best to keep you mildly entertained. Come and join us as we read four of the darkest tales from the deepest hole in Reddit, and make a mockery of those that dare mock the sanctity of the name “Crappypasta”. Happy Horror Hotline: 918928…
 
As we continue with our break from the break and prepare for our transition into a new season, we’d like to do our best to keep you mildly entertained. Come and join us as we read four of the darkest tales from the deepest hole in Reddit, and make a mockery of those that dare mock the sanctity of the name “Crappypasta”. Happy Horror Hotline: 918928…
 
IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! All the spooky dooky is happening, and we’re throwing a party at it! Come in and see just how thin our veil really is!!! special guests: Idle Bones, Ethan and Jake from Have You Seen This podcast, Kato The Medium, Evelyn’s Casket, Jess-O-Lantern, and Zumbi Holocausto Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https:/…
 
IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! All the spooky dooky is happening, and we’re throwing a party at it! Come in and see just how thin our veil really is!!! special guests: Idle Bones, Ethan and Jake from Have You Seen This podcast, Kato The Medium, Evelyn’s Casket, Jess-O-Lantern, and Zumbi Holocausto Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https:/…
 
SUPERMARKETS! They have always been the obvious havens for demonic entities, yet we choose to visit them daily. Here is the tale of one man’s horrifying life lesson about what happens when we let our guard down while we purchase our wares. Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: F…
 
SUPERMARKETS! They have always been the obvious havens for demonic entities, yet we choose to visit them daily. Here is the tale of one man’s horrifying life lesson about what happens when we let our guard down while we purchase our wares. Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: F…
 
Is this the end for ol’ season five?! Yes, yes it is. Don’t worry though, season six is just around the corner. And don’t forget about the holiday specials and the Crappypasta Crorner episodes. We aren’t going away, babies! We’re just hibernating. CREEP ON!!! This week’s Stories: “Bagels ” Written by Richard Saxon Read by Clint Cobb of The Hallowee…
 
Is this the end for ol’ season five?! Yes, yes it is. Don’t worry though, season six is just around the corner. And don’t forget about the holiday specials and the Crappypasta Crorner episodes. We aren’t going away, babies! We’re just hibernating. CREEP ON!!! This week’s Stories: “Bagels ” Written by Richard Saxon Read by Clint Cobb of The Hallowee…
 
What can we all learn from a crappypasta this week? Stay off the internet. That’s it. Listen as we join in one young person’s journey in doing exactly not that. Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows And the SoundsTooth app - https://a…
 
What can we all learn from a crappypasta this week? Stay off the internet. That’s it. Listen as we join in one young person’s journey in doing exactly not that. Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows And the SoundsTooth app - https://a…
 
How did we bring EAP back from the dead? Was it with the technology we got from the Space Gorilla Girl? It’s all fun and games until the human race is enslaved by aliens this week on Happy Horror! This week’s Stories: “Annabelle Lee ” Written by Edgar Allan Poe Read by Unkle Spooky “A strange object fell from space” Written by Christopher Maxim Mus…
 
How did we bring EAP back from the dead? Was it with the technology we got from the Space Gorilla Girl? It’s all fun and games until the human race is enslaved by aliens this week on Happy Horror! This week’s Stories: “Annabelle Lee ” Written by Edgar Allan Poe Read by Unkle Spooky “A strange object fell from space” Written by Christopher Maxim Mus…
 
What is a snood? Nobody knows for sure. Something that sounds like it might attract the Lorax. This week’s Crappypasta does very little to explain. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/a16lzq/numbskull/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find M…
 
What is a snood? Nobody knows for sure. Something that sounds like it might attract the Lorax. This week’s Crappypasta does very little to explain. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/a16lzq/numbskull/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find M…
 
Haunted houses are the worst! Unless you become friends with one. Join us this week as we see what will happen when a house that wasn’t becomes a home that shouldn’t, and when a neglectful father becomes a spectral grandfather! Lemons!This week’s Stories:“The House That No One Built”Written by Tobias WadeRead by The Dead Skeleton “Self Portrait of …
 
Haunted houses are the worst! Unless you become friends with one. Join us this week as we see what will happen when a house that wasn’t becomes a home that shouldn’t, and when a neglectful father becomes a spectral grandfather! Lemons! This week’s Stories: “The House That No One Built” Written by Tobias Wade Read by The Dead Skeleton “Self Portrait…
 
Hey! Is that a crazy lady in your closet, or are you just happy to see me? This week we play along with the idea that staying home alone may not be as glamorous as Macaulay made it seem. https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/im9w0c/home_alone/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmfHappy Horror Hotline:9189285230https://www.patr…
 
Hey! Is that a crazy lady in your closet, or are you just happy to see me? This week we play along with the idea that staying home alone may not be as glamorous as Macaulay made it seem. https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/im9w0c/home_alone/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.p…
 
Ever go spelunking? I hear it’s quite safe, just as long as there aren’t any monsters inside the caves. Take an extreme walk with us as we battle some demons, and join a cult!This week’s Stories:“The Cave”Written by Archfeared/Ethan I.Read by Evan Hughes “...in the end”Written by Shannon HigdonRead by Peter Graves of Nekromonsters Musical guest: Ne…
 
Ever go spelunking? I hear it’s quite safe, just as long as there aren’t any monsters inside the caves. Take an extreme walk with us as we battle some demons, and join a cult! This week’s Stories: “The Cave” Written by Archfeared/Ethan I. Read by Evan Hughes “...in the end” Written by Shannon Higdon Read by Peter Graves of Nekromonsters Musical gue…
 
What’s that you say? You’re having the bunny man dreams again? Don’t worry, you’re just crazy! Here’s a story that might help you cope. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/ghvwdn/piano_keys_distantly_ringing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmfHappy Horror Hotline:9189285230https://www.patreon.com/HappyhorrorcoffeebreakFin…
 
What’s that you say? You’re having the bunny man dreams again? Don’t worry, you’re just crazy! Here’s a story that might help you cope. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/ghvwdn/piano_keys_distantly_ringing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak…
 
We made it! A bit late, but it’s still here. This week we talk to Cat vampires, and pumpkins! Have a seat and turn your ear sphincters on! This week’s Stories: “One Last Drink” Written by Shadowswimmer77 Read by Jacob Hatfield Musical guest: Super Monster Party With “Altered Beast” https://l.instagram.com/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.supermonsterparty.com%2…
 
Yesterday you said today, so just DO IT! All of your favorite British invaders are back in this week’s action packed adventure! Remember Beatlemania? That was awesome. The Beatles Cartoon Lost Episode | CJayMarch Wiki | FandomSpecial thanks to the fellas at Films On Trial podcast. Happy Horror Hotline:9189285230https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorco…
 
Yesterday you said today, so just DO IT! All of your favorite British invaders are back in this week’s action packed adventure! Remember Beatlemania? That was awesome. The Beatles Cartoon Lost Episode | CJayMarch Wiki | Fandom Special thanks to the fellas at Films On Trial podcast. Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorro…
 
What would you do if a fortune teller told you something horrible was going to happen? What about if you had a little clown hiding in your home? Join us as the gang finds the answers to these questions while tackling life’s most difficult quandary; what to eat for lunch. This week’s Stories:“The Oracle”Written by K BrownRead by Jacob Hatfield “The …
 
What would you do if a fortune teller told you something horrible was going to happen? What about if you had a little clown hiding in your home? Join us as the gang finds the answers to these questions while tackling life’s most difficult quandary; what to eat for lunch. This week’s Stories: “The Oracle” Written by K Brown Read by Jacob Hatfield “T…
 
Funky is back with another great lineup of horror themed music! Settle down and cozy up on this lazy Sunday, and let the Funk-man’s needle rip through these hot tracks for the next hour. https://open.spotify.com/track/40zgXJSgyh6bMGTV0uBU88?si=DED79r5mQi6_gZFrUaYiBQhttps://open.spotify.com/track/1UHu4YLD3Jxy3bfluQqR9b?si=Z-O5iaa3SgWbSQ7UguPIIghttps…
 
Funky is back with another great lineup of horror themed music! Settle down and cozy up on this lazy Sunday, and let the Funk-man’s needle rip through these hot tracks for the next hour. https://open.spotify.com/track/40zgXJSgyh6bMGTV0uBU88?si=DED79r5mQi6_gZFrUaYiBQ https://open.spotify.com/track/1UHu4YLD3Jxy3bfluQqR9b?si=Z-O5iaa3SgWbSQ7UguPIIg htt…
 
It’s Morphin’ Time! At least that’s what we would say if this was your typical Power Rangers story. This week we take another plunge into the demented and nonsensical world of Crappypasta, with a story that should have never been told. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/hqudcm/power_rangers_crayola_force/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_…
 
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