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LET’S TALK ABOUT EX, BABY! AH CRAPPY RELATIONSHIPS, THE BANE OF OUR COLLECTIVE EXISTENCE. BUT WHAT DO WE LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES? Former relationship columnist Elizabeth Best and current all-round funny guy Tom Harris chat to guests about the couple fail stories we all like to recount over drinks (because let’s face it, sometimes we need booze to cope). Ghosts of Boyfriends past will take you on a journey through the funny, tragic, horrifying and sometimes just plain bonkers stories about th ...
 
Hello, and welcome to the Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality. This Audio Tour Guide is aware that this is your first visit to the museum! On behalf of the Museum: Welcome! It’s a pleasure to have you with us here today. The Audio Tour Guide will be your window into the history of the museum and its exhibits today. Please note, that if you notice your version of the Audio Tour Guide behaving oddly, kindly ensure that you dispose of your Audio Device in the nearest incinerat ...
 
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A sceptic. A paranoiac. A criminal. A migrant. A hostage. Minola Theatre presents BEGOTTEN, a five-part audio drama by award-winning playwright Bianca Butler Reynolds. Join us each week as we meet five generations of women: Alice, Eileen, Clea, Hazel and Laoise. Hear a century of their stories, encompassing grief, war, sanity, loss and revenge. Listen as they grapple with powerful questions about heredity, and what is passed down family lines. Are we doomed to make the same mistakes our pare ...
 
Do you take great pleasure out of using large and obscure words that no one understands? Perhaps you enjoy peppering a strange adjective into a work email, or finding a new verb to pursue as a hobby? Or perhaps you’re a seasoned logophile such as myself. Well, this is surely the podcast for you. An Assemblage of Grandiose and Bombastic Grandiloquents brings together all the world’s most interesting, bizarre, and fascinating language to teach you a new word every day. On Monday, we discuss in ...
 
Each week, Organizing Expert, Julie Morgenstern and Diva Toolbox Chief Executive Diva, Janet Powers will discuss the tools and tips on organizing your home, business and your life! Julie Morgenstern, dubbed the “queen of putting people's lives in order” by USA Today, is an organizing and time management expert, business productivity consultant, and speaker. A New York Times bestselling author, Julie's five books are timeless reference guides that are insightful, reader-friendly and jam packe ...
 
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Liz and Tom don their relationship counselor caps and do their best to help out friends of the show in their pursuit of love and happiness. With next to no qualifications. Welcome back to a questions-themed minisode everybody, Gee it's lovely to see you! On today's episode of Ghosts of Boyfriends Past; do YOU believe in love at first sight? Also, i…
 
It’s a minisode that turned into a main episode! Tom has the spicy cough known as Miss Rona, so Liz decides to bring producer Zane on mic for a minisode story. But thanks to listener Penny’s excellent writing skills and absolute SAGA of a relationship story, this one turned into one heck of a maxi-sode. Buckle in, my friends, because this story of …
 
Time to have your insanity read back to you Readers. It's minisode time and we've found the best/most horrific dating stories from you the listeners, and online to make you feel better about your own dating lives. Have YOU ever made a friend through sex? Some people on this planet have as we learn off the top of this week's episode. If you have we …
 
Angelica is back to tell us a story about a guy who was good on paper. But sometimes good on paper doesn’t work in real life. Especially if you accidentally get blackout drunk around his family. But did Angelica do something wrong? Or was Mr September leading her on? You can follow Angelica’s adventures here: TikTok @angelicaexplainsitall Instagram…
 
Liz and Tom don their relationship counselor caps and do their best to help out friends of the show in their pursuit of love and happiness. With next to no qualifications. Hello and Welcome to another minisode of Ghosts of Boyfriends Past. Some curly questions await this week. We receive a bit of a saga of a question concerning the idea of what you…
 
Relationships: Libby’s had a few. And it’s safe to say she’s ignore a few bright red flags that could have been neon signs. Libby Harrison is an actor and entrepreneur. You can see her in Jess Ham Productions’ upcoming production of Bombshells. April 14-17 2022. Ron Hurley Theatre, 28 Tallowwood Street Seven Hills. You can grab tickets here: https:…
 
Jessica Ham was so sure she met The One that she already had a scrapbook full of wedding designs… at the tender age of 19. Then her dad told her he’d booked an appointment with a wedding planner… but there was just the small matter of the fact that Jess wasn’t actually, technically engaged yet. Brisbane’s Jessica Ham is a theatre producer and entre…
 
Time to have your insanity read back to you Readers. It's minisode time and we've found the best/most horrific dating stories from you the listeners, and online to make you feel better about your own dating lives. On today's little serving of Ghosts of Boyfriends Past we take aboard stories of bravery in the pursuit of shooting your shot; if you ha…
 
SEASON 4 FINALE! Season 4, Episode 12 Make a decision TRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing Please consider supporting the show by subscribing to the Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/domguilfoyle The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality is…
 
Angelica thought she’d ditch the apps and go solo for a night out on the town. She did not expect what happened to go viral on a global level. You can follow Angelica’s adventures here: TikTok @angelicaexplainsitall Instagram @angelicapeck You can read about Angelica’s story here: https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/dating/us-woman-docu…
 
Season 4, Episode 11 Everything at the Museum happens according to somebody's plan. TRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing Please consider supporting the show by subscribing to the Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/domguilfoyle The Mistholme Museum of Myster…
 
Liz and Tom don their relationship counselor caps and do their best to help out friends of the show in their pursuit of love and happiness. With next to no qualifications. So Readers, is there merit in playing hard to get? Do you enjoy the so-called thrill of the chase, or do you prefer if things are more black and white? On today's episode Liz and…
 
Kym has just jumped back into the dating game and it’s all digital now. Kym is back after her Ghosts debut very early on in the series (Kym and the Long Distance Lover https://thatsnotcanon.com/gobppodcast/episode18). Now she’s in her 40s and back on the apps looking for love. And she’s got a few stories to tell. See acast.com/privacy for privacy a…
 
Season 4, Episode 10 Always be your true self. Unless your true self is bad, then be someone else. ITINERARY: Retrieval Expedition Report #3: "Heaven" An Executioner's Axe Retrieval Team Update TRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing Please consider supporting…
 
Time to have your insanity read back to you Readers. It's minisode time and we've found the best/most horrific dating stories from you the listeners, and online to make you feel better about your own dating lives. We may have found the pettiest story ever shared on Ghosts of Boyfriends Past. A real opinion-splitter this one, we wonder if you will b…
 
When Lucy fell in love and was proposed to, she said yes because, well… that was what we were supposed to do, right? But things didn’t stay rosy for long. What started with random jealousy and small disparaging remarks from her husband escalated to much more sinister acts of coercive control and abuse that left Lucy losing her sense of self and fea…
 
Season 4, Episode 9 We're very conscious of where our exhibits come from. It's important to remember your roots. ITINERARY: Glassway Expedition Report #3: "Heaven" TRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing Please consider supporting the show by subscribing to th…
 
Liz and Tom don their relationship counselor caps and do their best to help out friends of the show in their pursuit of love and happiness. With next to no qualifications. Today's episode of Ghosts of Boyfriends Past is packed full of wrinkly dating and relationship questions. Tom and Liz do their best to unpack just how do you like to be broken up…
 
Ghosts’ own Liz Best takes the hot seat this week for another tale from her hot mess ex vault. This week it’s all about that time she dated a Patrick Swayze doppelgänger who definitely left baby in the corner. Elizabeth is the host of Ghosts of Boyfriends Past and Castology podcasts, both on the That's Not Canon Network. A journalist and former rel…
 
Season Four, Episode Eight. Please keep your eyes open for the duration of your tour. You wouldn't want to miss anything. ITINERARY: A Lighthouse TRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing Please consider supporting the show by subscribing to the Patreon at https…
 
Time to have your insanity read back to you Readers. It's minisode time and we've found the best/most horrific dating stories from you the listeners, and online to make you feel better about your own dating lives. We have some shockers for you up early today Dear Reader, so here is a thoughtful CRINGE WARNING as second-hand embarrassment is abound.…
 
When you’re young, love-bombing looks like true love. But when the love bubble burst, Erin found herself a young mum with three kids, stuck in a toxic relationship in a very small town. Erin is a mother of five that dabbles in many things including but not limited to sewing, floristry, event planning, cooking, gardening. She generally says yes when…
 
Season 4, Episode 7 Don't go too deep. You might not find your way back out. ITINERARY: The "Welcome To Havenbrook" Sign TRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing Please consider supporting the show by subscribing to the Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/domgui…
 
Liz and Tom don their relationship counselor caps and do their best to help out friends of the show in their pursuit of love and happiness. With next to no qualifications. EPISODE NOTES: Attempting to get along with your partner's parents is a tale of caution as old as time. How important is it? We attempt to unpack this question and the related of…
 
Season 4, Episode 6 If you're feeling hungry during your visit, we have an extensive and eccentric menu at our Cafeteria. People usually aren't hungry after a tour though, for some reason. ITINERARY: The Oubliette A Report On What Happened To The Security Department TRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wG…
 
It's minisode time and we've found the best/most horrific dating stories from you the listeners, and online to make you feel better about your own dating lives. Our incredible Readers have yet again nailed this week's brief; we put the call out for stories regarding having or wanting to bail from first dates and we got some doozies! You know a firs…
 
That's right, it's a best-of. We fancied a holiday and by-gum are we going to have one. So in place of a regularly scheduled show we thought we would treat you to our 2020 Australian Podcast Awards submission which only got us nominated so it must be pretty good! Enjoy this succulent X-mas treat and we'll be back on the straight and narrow next wee…
 
Season 4, Episode 5 Some things are too just too interesting to be exhibits. ITINERARY: Glassway Report #2: The Void Beyond Glassway 419 TRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing Please consider supporting the show by subscribing to the Patreon at https://www.pa…
 
Nadia made a career out of writing about her sex life… but then she realized she might just be playing a role that hid her true self. SUMMARY: Coming out at any age is hard, but having the realization at 36 after you’ve spent your career writing about all your heterosexual sexcapades is a whole other ballgame. EPISODE NOTES: Nadia Bokody is a YouTu…
 
Liz and Tom don their relationship counselor caps and do their best to help out friends of the show in their pursuit of love and happiness. With next to no qualifications. Dear Reader, how important is celebrating an anniversary to you? Do you celebrate every minor milestone in your relationship, on one set day every year, or do you not even bother…
 
Season 4, Episode 4 Some people claim that Museums should have some kind of consistent theme behind their exhibits. We think that's boring. ITINERARY: The Spiral of the Small Church TRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing Please consider supporting the show by…
 
This episode she brings three tales of woe from the seventh circle of hell aka the world of dating. Get ready for the Bin Men Parade. Jessica Kate Ryan is a Brisbane-based actor and performer. She's the co-host of podcasting juggernaut Murder In The Land of Oz and lover of all things true crime (and cats). Jess loves chatting dating drama... in fac…
 
Liz and Tom don their relationship counselor caps and do their best to help out friends of the show in their pursuit of love and happiness. With next to no qualifications. Some brow-furrowing questions have been sent in for this week's minisode which catch a sleepy Liz and Tom slightly off-guard; just how DO you build trust in a relationship? We al…
 
Season 4, Episode 3 The Museum is a place where people can see the Real You. ITINERARY: A Hand of Glory TRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing Please consider supporting the show by subscribing to the Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/domguilfoyle The Mistho…
 
Gold Coast singer-songwriter Rae Leigh is passionate about connecting through the power of stories. As an acclaimed artist with over 87K streams to her music on Spotify and Apple Music, as well as receiving radio support from the likes of ABC Brisbane, ABC Gold Coast, 98.9 Best Country and 107.3 Juice Radio, Rae is an active collaborator having wor…
 
It's minisode time and we've found the best/most horrific dating stories from you the listeners and online to make you feel better about your own dating lives. Our terrific little Reader elves have certainly been busy, more than matching our call to arms for any dating stories that revolve around Multi-Level Marketing. We've had Readers recruited f…
 
Season 4, Episode 2 There is more to the world than you could ever know. We know most of it. ITINERARY: Retrieval Expedition Report: A Concrete Palace The Energy That Surrounds Us All TRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing Please consider supporting the show …
 
Tilly knew traditional dating didn’t really suit her but wasn’t really sure what else there was out there. This is the story of how she discovered a dating method that suited her, and how much visibility and representation matters. Tilly is a Brisbane local and enthusiastic audience member. She practices consensual non-monogomy and relationship ana…
 
It's minisode time and we've found the best/most horrific dating stories from you the listeners and online to make you feel better about your own dating lives. There is a whiplash warning for today's minisode Dear Reader; a roller coaster of emotions from the stories shared with Liz and Tom. We have an answer to our unconventional how-did-you-meet …
 
Season 4, Episode 1 It takes a village. ITINERARY: A Map of the Town of Bayley The Hunters of the Fallow Lands TRANSCRIPT AND CONTENT WARNINGS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tg_Xsk3EnIj1wGmiG8equlHrYZ3HQ_LBNjZA2fjAgXU/edit?usp=sharing Please consider supporting the show by subscribing to the Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/domguilfoyle The…
 
Ryan tells us about a time he feels like he crossed a line in trying to alleviate his own relationship anxiety. When his boyfriend broke up with him suddenly, Ryan was in shock. But when they began spending five days a week together again, Ryan thought things were back on track. But then he drove past the bathhouse and saw a familiar scooter out fr…
 
Liz and Tom don their relationship counselor caps and do their best to help out friends of the show in their pursuit of love and happiness. With next to no qualifications. What do you do if you meet the love of your life BUT you just can't get along with their friends? We explore this tricky topic on today's episode; plus we try and improve online …
 
Ferris Bueller’s famous quote rings particularly true with this story about how lack of tech knowledge led to Steve missing out on what’s important. Steve Dee is a tall bald man from Sydney, Australia who can't seem to stop making games, and is President of Tin*Star Games. He has won several awards and nominations for his game designs (including fo…
 
It's minisode time and we've found the best/most horrific dating stories from you the listeners and online to make you feel better about your own dating lives. This list, this list! Quiet creepy... Some genius decided to ask robots to come up with chat-up lines. Dear Reader, we will leave it in your hands as to whether our inevitable overlords are …
 
Faith dreamed of a happy, white picket fence and thought she had struck gold with her high school sweetheart. What began as a friends-to-lovers story slowly turned into an empty house and what she now realises was emotional abuse that she still battles to work through to this day. This is a tale of two kids who had to grow up too fast and a lesson …
 
It's minisode time and we've found the best/most horrific dating stories from you the listeners and online to make you feel better about your own dating lives. We all remember the innocent days of youth when we would receive a party bag of sweets and goodies after attending a birthday party, but does that idea carry over to adulthood and post-sex? …
 
Tully thought he found “The One” quite early in life. But what started out in a whirlwind of grand gestures and overt declarations of love slowly turned into a heartbreaking prison of miscommunication, leaving Tully feeling trapped and his ex desperately trying to fix what was broken. Tully is a musician, teacher, and reformed hopeless romantic. Th…
 
Liz and Tom don their relationship counselor caps and do their best to help out friends of the show in their pursuit of love and happiness. With next to no qualifications. Alright, everyone, annoying couple habits are on the table today and we want to hear yours! Dob in a friend if you so wish. We don't care, we only want to hear what grinds your g…
 
This episode is for you if you’ve ever wondered if you actually want a relationship or not. Simone Milasas is an innovative business leader, author, and a leading Facilitator with Access Consciousness®️, a set of life-changing techniques and tools currently facilitated in more than 175 countries. A lady who knows how to be a woman, Simone joyfully …
 
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